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shirts optional

A place where a shirt is not required, and often usually preferred off. In such an environment one often tells females of the rule, hoping but usually to no avail to see a nice pair of moon balloons.
Wow those guys at 120 Cityside sure do promote the shirts optional rule.

Tom Doran does enjoy to use the rule of shirts optional.
by GriffeyJR June 4, 2009
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optimist

Someone who lacks rational thinking or the understanding of Occam's Razor.
-Hey, check it out. Bob's mom just died, and he's confident she went to heaven.
-Nah, he's just an optimist.
by TheShameless May 29, 2009
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The Optimus Prime

when a guy places a strap-on apparatus just above his cock for double penetration of the opposite sex bitches.
"Hey why is your girlfriend smiling so big for?" "Oh I just gave her The Optimus Prime last night."
by dpmjww August 12, 2006
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optimistic dab

When a male urinates, then proceeds to dab the tip of his penis with a single square of toilet paper or something akin to a baby-wipe.

This ritual is a crude, but slightly considerate, attempt at hygiene when the male is optimistic about receiving fellatio in the near future. Usually occurs when sex appears imminent but the male must excuse himself in order to urinate.

The optimistic dab, while very similar to a full solar-eclipse in the fact that it is rarely seen, only becomes in evident in one of two common situations:

1. The male and his sexual partner reside in the same residence and the aforementioned male fails to know properly operate the bathroom door while urinating

2. When the male is beginning to receive fellatio and the female, while flicking her tongue across the head of his penis, realizes her partner's cock tastes like a wet-nap one receives in a BBQ restaurant. Thanks.
"Why are you wiping instead of shaking? Oh. Wait. Is that an optimistic dab? How cute."

Alternatively,

"Darling, your cock tastes like soap. Mind using something other than a wet-nap next time you do an optimistic dab?"
by twittish July 10, 2009
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Option Attack

The greatest motha fuckin game eva!!! It is a Mini-Game on EA Sports NCAA Football video game.

Players of this game frequently employ the douche pitch, the pick-off, and the hit stick.
Michael: Hey man I think I am gonna get a BJ tonighit

Pavan: Whatev, I think I am gonna play option attack today

Michael: NO effin way, option attack is way better than getting a BJ
by pavk December 21, 2008
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Optimum Hittage

Ensuring full potential of your hit to increase chance of optimum high
To achieve optimum hittage Bryan held in the dank for as long as he could
by Krilex June 9, 2015
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Optimus-Woof

Used to describe your dog when he is barking at another dog Decepticon and trying to act tough.
Dog - "Bark! Bark!"
Owner - "Hey, my dog is Optimus-Woof!"
by connorsimpson May 24, 2017
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