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Glencoe Ontario

A small town of 2000 in Southern Ontario. You take the upper crust and the Getto and put it in a blender with touch of racism and pour it out in the space of three intersections and you have Glencoe. However Glencoe works hard to maintain its culture and traditions and has a kick-ass fair. Other nice features include many old churches and a historic train station.
Hey where dem nice caribou at? Oh in Glencoe Ontario
by Patricefromthegreatwhitenorth December 1, 2016
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orono ontario

A hick town in the middle of no where with a solid population of 10 people and a whole lotta corn
Let’s go to the orono Ontario fair
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V'ontaj is sarcastic,funny,and sweet at times,V'ontaj will be loyal and kind in a relationship,don't make V'ontaj mad he will flip out on you
Hey did you see V'ontaj beat up that guy.
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Sudbury Ontario

The worst place in the world to live. It is compared to the Hellmouth from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The evil Elites rule this disgusting place. It is an Illuminati town. The population is comprised of drunks, drug addicts, mentally unstable people and most of all ignorant French snobs who are also on drugs and mentally ill. Sudbury would be better off if another meteor hit this place and wiped everything out. Do not come here. You will regret it!!!!!
"Is this hell?"

"No, It's Sudbury Ontario."
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Ajax Ontario

A moderately sized town in Ontario mostly invisible to public maps due to irrelevancy. This town is split in two, notably between Highway 401, where everything above is North Ajax and everything below is South Ajax. Both parts have different social climates but are connected via wild ass, rampant homeless people.

North Ajax is known for that hood vibe, where young black people often role-play American gangs despite being soft Canadians. The area is also poor. South Ajax was once known for rich white people living by the lakeshore, but that's mostly being overtaken by your neighbourhood heroin addicts and people from countries you can't pronounce. Ajax's largest problem is its homelessness, where they run around and poop on each other.

As for high schools, its high schools are incredibly unique. Dennis O'Connor is mostly white people who fight each other and drink apple juice. Notre Dame/J. Clarke is mostly North Ajax and, as for as most can tell, has 6 whole white students. I say whole because of unsurprising stabbing incidents. Ajax High is mostly quirky folks with funny haircuts and a keen taste in their own gender.

There is nothing to do in Ajax besides visiting your weird cousin. Instead, what many of its residents do to have fun is literally go anywhere else. Sundays are often days of quiet due to its surplus of Catholics and because old people, students, and the homeless need to recover from their hangovers. Either way, Ajax Ontario is widely considered ass.
"I live in North Ajax!" - Dequavious, neighbourhood black guy
"What the fuck." - Donald, neighbourhood white guy
"guagegheuagagaue gee gaaaaa." - Johnathan, neighbourhood homeless guy

Ajax Ontario is a very fun place!
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My little ponies melted onto a potato

This is when your potato is way to hot and my little ponies at this point in time look very good to digest. You also use my little ponies to test the potato and make sure it can not be eaten with the plastic chemicals and toxic waste put in the action figures. If you have ever had these thought you probably either have a mental illness or are just being a stupid person and your friends are being stupid
Random frat guy: yo i wanna eat my little ponies melted onto a potato
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Chesterville, Ontario

A small village in Ontario halfway between Kemptville & Cornwall
Population Approx 1,500
Home to largest party in Ontario on Farmer John's cornfields (BYOD Bring your own dope)

A once prosperous village that was home to many businesses and employment, that has since declined after 2006 with Nestle Canada pulling out.
The locals still talk about it to this day like it left only yesterday, the local annual fair has even gone down hill now consisting of face painting with dollar store markers, whoopie cushion competition & a demolition derby with stolen shopping carts from Mike Dean's.

The once amazing nightlife has now become smashing beer bottles over meth head's at McCloskey's Hotel, ordering from Papa Gus Take Out to curb munchies & peeing into the water front at 2am.

Legend has it that the actor from the movie "Brave Heart" once stopped into the village and made love to one of the waitresses in the bathroom of Louis's Restaurant.

There has been talks of lately that medical Marijuana will be grown in the village, but the people in charge were gonna start but then they got high.
Did ya hear that someone is gonna grow dope in the ol' Nestles? Oh get the hell outta hear you old Chesterville, Ontario fart
I heard the Lethal Weapon guy came and screwed your wife in Chesterville, Ontario
by George Beverly Shea April 15, 2020
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