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Skate Poser

Mani Hatz from CYMS. What I mean is someone who wears skate clothing (only the hype stuff) and can’t skate is a skate poser.
He is just like Mani Hatz, such a Skate Poser
by Don’t be a Mani Hatz poser November 28, 2017
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patty skating

Throwing frozen hamburger patties on the ground usually at a fast food resturant then jumping on top of the patties and skating as far as you can go
Juan and Publo worked at Mc Donald's and were bored so they decided throw some hamburger patties on the floor and go Patty Skating .
by MitchisRich January 2, 2018
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skating ring

A place to talk; or skate.
Somebody: "Wanna go to the skating ring?"

Me: "Ahhh Too many kids."
by Kevin September 18, 2004
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Sex Skating

The art of having sex while on roller blades. Often with the woman having the skates on her hands and the man holding her legs and doing her while they are skating.
Tim and Susan were Sex Skating on the boardwalk yesterday.
by Coffinator May 14, 2008
mugGet the Sex Skatingmug.

Ice Skate

When at a party you flood the toilet so the room fills with water and then crank the A/C down as low as it will go. This procedure is best pulled when everyone else is asleep to get as much ice on the floor as possible.
We were at the Lambda party and they kicked us out so we ice skated that bitch.
by J Chris September 11, 2009
mugGet the Ice Skatemug.

Skate-Bro

A dumb-ass frat dude (AKA a bro) who is also a skater, often seen arbitrarily carrying a skateboard with no intention of actually using it.
Hey you see that blatantly drunk dude with the skateboard that doesn't even look like it's been ridden?

Yeah that guys definately a Skate-Bro!
by DmiJan January 11, 2010
mugGet the Skate-Bromug.

Skate bite

An imaginary force that crumbles all men who are effected by it. It comes up at the most INCONVENIENT time and send you writhing to the bench. Once thought to be used by vagina boys who don't want to do anything and need an excuse, it is now know to be a serious medical condition.

Common side effects include..

-Random hits to the head
-Sudden outburst at reefs
-Pointless tempor tantrums
-Loud winces
Not a vagina boy - "Aye why are you not on the ice?"
Vagina boy-*looking up wincing* "mannn I got hella skate bite!"
by Crumbling Mentos January 11, 2019
mugGet the Skate bitemug.

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