Kris and Kirk Show

A facebook-hosted webcast featuring D.P. Todd's Kirk Hards and Kris Joyce.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, a new ep of the Kris and Kirk Show is up!"
Guy 2: "Legit, how neat is that?"
Guy 1: "Pretty fucking neat!"

by legitbro. June 3, 2011

Captain Kirk

Work. One's place of employment.

"See you later, I'm off to Captain Kirk"
"Captain Kirk sucks! I'm going on the dole!"

by Simon Cowels May 24, 2008

grabbed Kirk's cane

Made a very public, unsurvivable gaffe, with additional overtones of disrespect. When accepting her Oscar, the actress Melissa Leo grabbed the cane of 95-yr-old living legend Kirk Douglas in a misguided, lame attempt to be amusing when exiting the stage.

Man, Kanye West really grabbed Kirk's cane when he interrupted Taylor Swift!

I was killing the presentation, then totally grabbed Kirk's cane and spilled a latte on my boss's laptop.

by JumpedTheSnark March 14, 2011

kirk franklin disease

Being addicted to porn.

Originated when, on an episode of Oprah, Kirk Franklin admitted he used to be addicted to porn.

Damn! I can't stop lookin at this porn! I think I'm breakin out with that Kirk Franklin disease!

by Just The Facts January 8, 2006

Captain Kirk

Someone who owns a crappy toupeé; a loser who doesn't even know how to say lines... someone who gets on others nerves, and who flirts with every female/male that they see.

Man, such-and-such is such a Captain Kirk, that it's not even funny!!

by A clog March 2, 2007

Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker

Just like the Vulcan Shocker (two in the pink, two in the stink) with Captain Kirk's gentle thumb on the clit.

While I jacked him off, he gave be the Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker.

by cutiebatooty March 21, 2010

Sara Elaine Kirk

A stunning girl who is truly amazing, she puts up with a twin (who happens to be the most annoying and horrid person to her)! She has a lovely older sister! She is such a caring girl, (and also very damn sexy... from a male's point of view...or a lesbian's)

e.g. "Is that a Sara Elaine Kirk?"
-"yeah dude, amazing isn't she?"
"I think I'm in love"

by keryskatyru July 31, 2012