Norwegian Swimming Window

The two days a year the water temperature in Norway raises above 15 degrees Celsius, and norwegians consider it possible to go to the beach.
Ola: Hey Kari wanna go to the beach?
Kari: Nah it's June and the Norwegian Swimming Window hasn't opened yet.
by Lethan December 09, 2015
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Norwegian Apple Pie

1. (noun) A fruit pie with a mainly apple-based filling, originating from central Norway.

2. (noun) A devious sex act involving a vinyl and plastic desk chair, an unopened can of mandarin oranges, five medium sized hypo-allergenic feather pillows, a blowtorch, 18 feet of rope, and a 9-inch red dildo.
I could really go for a Norwegian Apple Pie right now...
by yoctatrine July 27, 2016
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norwegian ice pick

The dick and or dildo is frozen and inserted into the vagina and due to its freezing temperatures the dick and or dildo sticks to the walls of the vagina. The only way to resolve this issue is to pour hot water into int vagina until the penis and or dildo is released. Best done in or near a hot tub
Mike Norwegian Ice Picked Shelly in Alaska, but luckily they were by a hot tub so they jumped in
by Gigglygurl24 July 24, 2015
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Norwegian steam room

The act of sitting in a car, masterbating, while two people are having sex with the windows up.
After a long day, the Norwegian steam room was just what Bill needed
by DiRTyDRuMMiST January 19, 2019
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norwegian ski lift

The act of putting a man's scrotum in your mouth and dragging them up a flight of stairs by their scrotum.
Last night, I saw Jenny giving some dude the Norwegian ski lift. Nasty shit, dude!
by Flaming Moobs March 25, 2014
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Norwegian thunder monkey

the act of taking a humongous shit at a vilocity so fast when it hits the water it breaks the sound barrier
so how was you date Tom? not good, I ate del taco last night for dinner and had to drop a Norwegian thunder monkey so they had to clear the restaurant we were in because of the sheer smell
by phil_Mccracken69 April 07, 2021
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Norwegian Teenager

Annoying norwegian nerd who comes in to chat rooms lecturing about the vastness of the internet.
Norwegian Teenager> You guys are weird! The internet is so vast, you should come with me and see its vastness.
Other people> Fuggoff M8
by nobodybasdfnalsf December 18, 2008
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