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Professional Nobody

Something narcissists will often call themselves when they try to pander to their audience.
"Hi I'm Catelyn and I'm a professional nobody! Follow me on instagram"

Person 1: "You make me sick. Have some humility"
by bscaller September 23, 2019
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Nobody peek at my merbosms

What Alfie said when he was tripping on a dirty vienetta
(Alfie)- nobody peek at my merbosms
by Wildlings September 20, 2020
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nobody

hi im nobody
nobody loves you. nobody thinks your great. nobody wants you to try. nobody thinks ur hot. nobody says bye now. but nobody still thinks your amazing
by Gh00stG0rl December 2, 2020
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nobody gives a shit

Nobody gives a shit (anything) about my test.
by Alhind69 March 26, 2021
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Nobody

Well, no. SOMEBODY knows what to do here. You talk to me directly about the thing I am talking about. You are likely NOT DOING THAT under the instruction of a charlatan. Stop fucking listening to

him. I don't care what we know or the what the data says. He is telling you to withhold what I want or need from me simply on the basis of me wanting those things. Entirely arbitrarily. I wouldn't ever knowingly allow someone to speak for me to you need to stop allowing them to do it. A school just paid out 600,000 for turning on people's Webcam without their knowledge by the way.
Hym "I'm not nobody. I know what to do here. You talk to me directly and do the words that I am saying you fucking idiot. Not SAY. Not AGREE WITH. Not the OTHER WAY AROUND. YOU do it to ME and ME NOT DO IT TO YOU. Jesus! Like, we need the eugenics guys. It sounds mean but we really actually need the eugenics. This doesn't take 8 years to resolve. You're letting lying, petty charlatans stretch this out way longer than it has to take."
by Hym Iam November 3, 2024
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Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that.
Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that.
by sdinaz October 23, 2023
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Nobody Treatment

The action to exclude someone (seldom a group) from receiving rewards, gifts, or any sort of privileges even if it’s properly warranted, or for a trade for reasons that relate to not being under a status (whether it be popularity, sexuality, in a relationship, etc).
I won the more expensive prize fair and square, but the host decided to give me the nobody treatment, and give it to the person who was in third place for being more popular than me.
by Super Saiyazard May 2, 2024
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