When playing a sports game and one doesn't want to play a position when asked but someone else has already beaten him to playing last in said position, he will shout "Seg lag" and be second last.
by tugboatlolz August 7, 2011
Get the Seg lagmug. The shift in time and routine experienced when one is released from jail after serving more than a few days.
After being wrongfully convicted, the man felt severe jail-lag after being released several weeks later.
by LimitedGovernment August 20, 2013
Get the jail-lagmug. Similar to jet lag, but with space ships. Traveling between mars and beyond (hopefully someone in the year 3000 reads this) will seriously screw up your circadian clock. Symptoms include needing a nap (or, if you're reading this in the future, a quick sleep in the cryo pods) and coffee.
Hey mom, it's Alec, I just landed on Mars and about to get to work mining with Dan! Need to grab some shut eye first, I'll call you back later, I've got rocket lag!
by ajf212 September 13, 2011
Get the Rocket Lagmug. Secret Lag : (P noun) a cloud of unidentifed LAG forcing 56k to be real shitty even though it is known to be shitty cause its only 56K!! Coined by Mah Wellz0r.
by m4rkz0r June 11, 2006
Get the secret lagmug. by Derrick1998 July 24, 2016
Get the lag headmug. When you have so much sex and get so worn out from it that your bodies internal clock becomes messed up and you feel tired all the time.
by Chris Pryer December 30, 2006
Get the sex-lagmug. 1. The inexplicable phenomena found with in females when one mammary occelates out of phase with the other mammary.
2. The term used to describe the situation in which a male and or female makes several other individuals wait, because he or she is preoccupied with handling the mammaries of another female.
2. The term used to describe the situation in which a male and or female makes several other individuals wait, because he or she is preoccupied with handling the mammaries of another female.
"Ajront still isnt back from being afk, he must be tit lagging."
"Jill tripped, because her tits were lagging and it threw her off balance."
"Jill tripped, because her tits were lagging and it threw her off balance."
by Desid May 4, 2008
Get the Tit Lagmug.