Balls to contact

1. An adverbial phrase expressing how incredibly awful something is in the extreme (from the sense that it is so bad, one would put balls directly on it in an act of degradation)

2. A somewhat ironic adverbial phrase that expresses utter honesty in how good something is (from the previous definition, but implying either an irony through the use of a disgusting phrase or that one loves something so much they would put their balls on it).

1. That was balls to contact the worst concert I've ever heard.

2. This is balls to contact the best beer I've had in a long time.

by kdiggitydog June 16, 2010

AutoFill Contact

A type of AutoFill that fills in Contacts

Also pops up when you are gonna type a title in Urban Dictionary

You: ima make a new word
Urban Dictionary: AUTOFILL CONTACT?

by liljimbobdavegreglarrysteve October 20, 2022

Contact-Lag

When you can't afford a big boy computer.when players meet "in game"to battle,the"game" will manifest random digital "bleeps"or "blorps" then game freezes and player reverts to a pre- pubescent animal like "tantrum". This occurs all at once.

Hey bro hes one..
Cool .. Wait WAIT! FUCKING CONTACT-LAG BULLSHITMUTHERFUCKING PIECE OF WASTE OF LIFE!! FIX YOUR FUCKED GAME YOU PUSSIES!

by Deadlagbaby September 11, 2020

Contacting Aliens

A slang term for anal sex

What are those two doing under the bleachers? Oh there just Contacting Aliens!

by Commie Tears! June 9, 2018

Pro-Contact

A person (especially a paraphile) who is in support of acting on sexual interests. This especially applies to ones that are harmful when acted upon, such as pedophilia, zoophilia, necrophilia, etc. If someone says they are pro-contact, they typically mean that they believe you are free to act on these interests, and that said things someone is attracted to can consent.

Person 1: I am a pro-contact zoophile. I believe that animals can consent, and that it is okay to have relationships with them.

by mr. awezum July 2, 2025