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New Year

The time of year you explode a fk ton of gundpowder in the air to celebrate 1 year closer to your death.

Oh and you make resolutions you never keep.
*On New Year* “I’m going to start working out!”

*1 week later* “I’m giving up
by RubberPanda January 1, 2019
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happy fiscal new year

Wishing people a happy new year for each day of the year.
by Profit and Loss April 5, 2024
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Baby new-years

historians believe the first baby to be concived out of drunken, new-years, anonymous sex and thus the term for every baby concieved in the same manner ever since.
Jim found out his new baby was a baby new-years baby when he saw that his newly born son was black...and he was not.
by baby2.0 December 27, 2009
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New Year’s Eve

Tomorrow night is New Year’s Eve, get the cages ready
by Bplug47 December 4, 2023
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Happy New Year

Its 2023 now. DONT WASTE ANY TIME OF IT.
Person 1: Happy New Year!
Person 2: Wait.. Its a new year
by Mia <3333 January 1, 2023
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Dirty New Year

When masturbating you time your finish perfectly so you can start the year with an ejaculation.
This year you should pull a Dirty New Year
by Mango milk February 5, 2025
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New Years Day

The day marking the beginning of a new year in which many people get drunk and party. They also believe this day to be a new beginning to become a new person. This day also marks the beginning of the yearly struggle where you write the wrong year when you date your papers. New Years Day is January 1 oof each year.
It's New Years Day! I plan to lose weight this year, that is, after I party with my friends tonight. Or maybe I'll start the next day...I'll start next week. A good New Years Revolution, right?
by LlovelyLlama June 9, 2015
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