Bug Eyed Nancy
Bug Eyed Nancy by acreamsmile May 17, 2017
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A Nancy Drew Morning
When you can't remember anything the morning after drinking too much and you're looking around or calling people for clues to what happened.
Girl, it's a Nancy Drew morning! I don't even remember coming home! I'm not hungry though, so we must've ate something last night, I'm checking for clues.... the trash can for empty packages and the dishwasher for dirty dishes. What do you remember?
A Nancy Drew Morning by Bren in Houston July 2, 2011
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nurse nancy
when he met her she was a real nurse nancy ,after marrage she has become raggedy ann,fat ,full of stuffing and only the kids love her!
nurse nancy by Anna65 February 26, 2009
spank my butt and call me Nancy
Attending a tedious cocktail party from which Billy D finds himself pinned in a conversation from which there is no relief. Standing there, minute after minute, taking it all in and wanting nothing more that to be home in bed; he feels his stomach turn and tighten, cold and sweat outline him, he wants out; his Gucci suit minimizes. His scalp itches and hots up suffocating under the conversation and the people. Suddenly, a well-groomed accountant next to him barks out, "Current data from my data extrapolated to further the outcomes on the Harrington Report confirms a speculation that the market trend should ..." At that point, Billy D. has his Dickens’ moment; his steamed brain snaps. A growling hum exits his thorax inexplicably. The accountant eyes him -- a dik dik to an approaching lion. Billy D. holds the accountant’s eyes way too long in primeval contact. He raises his eyebrows up and down as the masturbator in Dostoyevsky’s famous novel . He wanted the floor; he wanted to express something real; now he had the floor and total control; they were fixated. Then he let go the phrase that would end his tenure at the conversation hell-school of life and liberate him from their hold now and forever. He gave it up, loud and proud in rainbow fashion, "Well, spank my butt and call me Nancy." And that was it. It was all over. Their grip on him came crashing down. What he was in others' eyes now permitted him to leave the group without question or guilt forever it would be different.
spank my butt and call me Nancy by Royal Wulff October 11, 2013
well, shitter me green and call me nancy!
In any situation, this term is to be used as a general expression of confusion, happiness, anger, fury, etc.
well, shitter me green and call me nancy! by Nancy G. May 15, 2010
coughing nancy
Jack and Rob are both having coughing fits while at work.
Boss: Will you coughing nancy's shut up and get some work done?
Boss: Will you coughing nancy's shut up and get some work done?
coughing nancy by Vince The Hooker Puncher November 2, 2010
Wet Nancy
The action that is similar to a wet willy, except pertaining to the butthole instead of the ear. The procedure involves the licking of one's finger and the insertion of the moist finger into the butthole. This is then followed by a vigorous twisting motion.
Generally used as a surprise attack to bring discomfort upon the victim.
Generally used as a surprise attack to bring discomfort upon the victim.
Operation Wet Nancy was a success! Gannon didn't see it coming and was in complete distress when Luke assertively started twisting his finger. He never saw it coming!
Wet Nancy by LumpyChapstick March 18, 2009