nelson trade

(n.)
In fantasy football, when a player proposes a trade that insults another's intelligence, such as proposing Ben Tate when Foster is about to return or Dwayne Bowe when Cassel gets injured.

(ex.)
That guy with a micropenis just offered me a nelson trade.

See also: insult, holocaust, Coach Sandusky, UCLA.

by Shrimp Etouffee November 15, 2011

Paul Nelson

Something Jack says when his dementia is acting up.

Jack: Have you ever been put in the Paul Nelson?
Me: huh?

by Chadfear March 9, 2023

Tommy Nelson

He looks similar to chicken little although he is tall. That is unlike chicken little. Though Tommy has bad eyes, he wears contacts unlike chicken little who wears glasses. Those are the only differences.

Tommy Nelson is a bitch

by Dog with no nipples April 8, 2019

Ashy Nelson

a girl with a great ass

she has a ashy nelson ass and Mathew should be proud of this post not made at me

by Leroy Trevorson September 1, 2016

Hugo Nelson

Hes this weirdo that walks around Newtown train station screaming at alternative youth and running a muck and picking up loose change of the street so he can buy some 'durries'

Oi look brah its hugo nelson
no way brah hes having sex with a guy

by anonymous April 4, 2022

Kenan Nelson

Kenan Nelson is a strong willed individual who makes other believe what he says, he likes to relax on sundays, watch anime, and read manga in his spare time. He is loyal and wants to make a difference in people's lives. If you have a kenan nelson in your life never let him go. He will be there to tell you bluntly what the truth is about your situation.

Kenan Nelson was the best guy I've ever met.

by Nectsotr May 2, 2018

Not Enough Nelsons

They have a tiktok and a yt channel.2 of there sisters have there own channel.

-ALL yt channels.JUSTKASS,Not Enough Nelsons,NEN FAM,KennaDee Kay,Kass and Josh,and Poke'NeN.

by ella_loves_jesus May 18, 2023