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Mexican muscle

Invented after the 1988 Accord was released by the Mexican demand. Commonly features purple bubbly tint from Pep Boys ($29), an exhaust big enough to smuggle watermelons ($10), and cheap, plastic, fake chrome, hub caps ($25). Ultimately, this machine has devastated the suburban streets in the US of A. This car still lives today--twenty years old and the potential to impress any twelve year old middle school girl.
4 cylinders. 2.0 liters. One Mexican. Pure Mexican muscle.

"I see the Mexican muscle everyday"
by JulioJunetes March 27, 2007
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Musclefuck

Meaning to use excessive/dangerous force in getting a job done. Usually used when too lazy to do the job right.
Instead of going to find the right size screw, Johnny just musclefucked in the one he had.
by Xiuxiu Chen February 1, 2005
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cunt muscle

this is basically a derogative term to put someone down
"Dave, you're such a fucking cunt muscle. I hate you."
by fudeal August 29, 2006
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pc muscle

Your grundle area- the muscle in the space between your ballsac and your asshole that you clench to keep from coming.
Short for pubococcygeus muscle
Premature ejaculators do "pc pushups" to strengthen it.
Don't say pc muscle dude, just say grundle.
by screamin' jay hawkins July 9, 2005
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pc muscle

pubococcygeus muscles or pc muscles can be strengthened through kegel exercises for an enhanced orgasm
flexing your pc muscles makes you feel badass during class b/c no one knows but you're doing something sexual
by Sar627 June 11, 2006
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musclecar

There are many different definitions of musclecar (see the two word spelling: muscle car). Common elements are
American + 2 door + V8 + rear wheel drive. Some people even add a date/time/year element (silly, I think). Some people add a price element, ie, a musclecar provides good power at an affordable price, whereas a supercar provides good power, but is very expensive.

I propose that a musclecar is simply any car with muscle, ie, a good power-to-weight ratio. I suggest 10 pounds or less per horsepower. Therefore, a MINIMUM requirement would be:

2,000 lbs. = 200+ hp.
3,000 lbs. = 300+ hp.

To go with the economy idea, say $100 per hp. Therefore, the 2,000 lb., 200 hp car would cost $20,000. The 3,000 lb., 300 hp car would cost $30,000. Unfortunately, the $ amounts would have to be adjusted with inflation.
Maybe we could come up with a definition that does NOT need modification with time, rating the musclecar as a percentile of the new car population available that year.

We could say the 0-60 and quarter mile times must be better than 75% of the other new cars available that year.

We could say the price should be less than 10% above the average price of a new car that year. We could reserve "supercar" for more expensive cars, and raise the performance parameters to 90%+.
by Jeff Goven July 2, 2006
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muscle car

The kind of car that just blew your doors off. Why all the muscle car bashing? Have you ever owned one? driven one? I doubt it. Muscle cars were built from about 1964 to 1972. Camaros and Mustangs are not muscle cars, they are generally refered to as pony cars. Muscle cars are mid sized cars with large displacement engines. A muscle car in the truest sense is a big block V8 car. A muscle car can't have a 6 cylinder and be a true muscle car, even if it is the same body style. Just because you drive a pile of import crap doesn't mean you should bad mouth real pieces of automotive history. They were built decades ago and are still faster and worth more than your import car. Exhaust tips, graphics, stereo systems and spoilers don't make your car faster. You think trailer trash drive muscle cars? Have you seen the prices of muscle cars lately? Many are worth far more than the house you live in.
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