After pounding Linsay and Lisa in the ass then blowing the jism in their face, Joe had a muddy turtleneck and needed a shower.
by muddy shovel November 10, 2006
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"Hey did you read the definition to muddy lizard?" - Friend.
"Yeah, I really starting to hope the world ends in 2012." - Me.
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by huhhhhhhhhhhh09 July 19, 2012
Get the Muddy Lizard mug.The Muddy Carpetbagger is the act of dipping a scrotum in chocolate pudding and inserting it into a vagina or anus.
by oaclo July 23, 2007
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Dayyyuumm BITCH! WHY YOU GOT PEANUTS IN YA PUSSY AGAIN ?! "sorry hunny i got a muddy canoe from an ostrich earlier"
by Pawww! February 15, 2009
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by the Teen Heartthrob November 10, 2014
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by Bro DiMaggio October 4, 2013
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Dude, me and the ladyfriend were fucking nasty last night. She creamed herself when I gave her the muddy carpet.
by TehPath December 23, 2006
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