¹³ ₁₂ of one meter. Approximately 1.0833333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 meters (accurate to within 5.87613 × 10 ⁻¹⁰¹ Smoots ± 1 ear.)
One baker's meter is approximately one hectacre foot inverse furlong microinches fathom squared, plus 1 league.
Are you serious?
Sure. Why not.
Are you serious?
Sure. Why not.
by aaroncv3 April 14, 2020
Get the baker's metermug. 
The scientific scale to determine the amount which one sends it.
If someone is crazy sendy, they are high on the send-o-meter.
If someone is crazy sendy, they are high on the send-o-meter.
by 321sendit March 4, 2022
Get the send-o-metermug. by hydorus shui October 1, 2023
Get the unit metermug. A woman who moans progressively louder as you dig in her (degree of penetration). Measured in Digs (d^S-).
by Beesey Churger December 30, 2024
Get the Dig Metermug. An imaginary inverse meter that measures how scared you are on a level from 0-100. 0 being ain’t scared at all and 100 being as scared as you can possibly be.
Caleb: what was your ain’t scared meter at when you passed the cop doing 20mph over the speed limit?
Derek: My ain’t scared meter never gets over 1. My ain’t scared meter was at 0.
Derek: My ain’t scared meter never gets over 1. My ain’t scared meter was at 0.
by WiebeWonder June 28, 2022
Get the Ain’t scared metermug.