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angry mermaid

a sexual act in which two males and one female go scuba diving. While underwater each male releases into a chosen ear of the female. At this point the female descends to a lower depth in the water and releases the pressure from her ears. This creates cloudy water; therefore giving the appearance of an angry mermaid. This is a difficult maneuver to achieve; however if it is executed properly maximum pleasure can be attained.
the angry mermaid is not to be attempted by the underskilled...experts only!
by Dr. Slopinstein July 10, 2006
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Mermaid

Woman who, on account of a case of severe lethargic nymphomania, seldom leaves the confines of her bed. The legs of such a woman, it is conjectured, would slowly begin to fuse into one were her lady tunnel not constantly inundated by wave after wave of avid lovers. This is all very well, you might think, but the nearest shower is in the other room and so she smells of rotten fish.
Larry: "Aah...Suze is such a wonderful woman"
Barry: "Get lost, mate, she's a fricking mermaid, for goodness sake!"
Garry: "Have you both lost your minds? She's made out of latex"
by pale fire October 15, 2008
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Scottish Mermaid

When tying a girls arms to her sides and her ankles to gether. You must then put on a kilt and masturbate on her toes. Watch as she tries to shake your DNA from her feet. Enjoy.
Dude, she was the one feeling kinky so I gave her a Scottish mermaid.
by Jonathan Marquise June 17, 2003
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ethel merman

A loud, foul-mouthed beast that resembles a butterball turkey covered in cornsilk. Its hobbies include frigging, drinking, and drunken frigging.
You Know Who must be here, Ethel Merman is feverishly frigging herself again.
by Barbara Streisdale March 12, 2003
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Mermaid

A female who is human above the waist, and fish below; A woman with intense seafood or shellfish odor (if you know what I mean).
My ex girlfriend was a mermaid if you know what I mean. The bitch was stank like a dead animal carcass!
by Nitz Rockstarr January 4, 2009
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Bite The Mermaid

After a hard night at the club jill got brave enough to ask tod. "Wanna Bite The Mermaid?"
by Tod Spengo August 20, 2008
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Irish Mermaid

When you get a girl so drunk that she passes out, then you take her into a jacuzzi and use her limp body to give you a blow job under water.
"When Shirley passed out, I decided to get an Irish Mermaid from her, but she almost drowned on me!"
by Fernando Lopez January 10, 2009
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