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Hokey Cokey Merchant

The HCM is an 'associate' member of Alcoholics Anonymous who seems for whatever reason, unable to stay sober for more than a few days/weeks/months.The HCM will mostly blame their failure on the weather/football results/lack of sex/willpower/backbone.
They are generally to be found around Reading AA meetings looking pasty/yellow/sorry for themselves.
"Knees bend arms stretch ra ra ra"
by Charles October 14, 2004
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also known as Kings Point. Its a place where one wears a silly costume (uniform), does plenty of excercise(looking at porn) and of course is well hydrated, with more alcohol than you can imagine. But what do you expect from a school full of sailors. Unlike the sissies at the Naval Academy, we know how to drink and chase women of the night. We are given a whole year to do it on commericial ships. Located in Great Neck NY we proudly display our Nazi Flagpole, in a Jewish Community. Need I say anything else about an establishment that when you graduate you are given choices to actually make a ton of money, and not have to go active duty. Because why fight in the war, when you can profit off of it.
The United States Merchant Marine Academy, where dreams go to die
by salty seaman April 24, 2006
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Niche Brand Merchant

Ross Letcher

A man that only wears niche streetwear brands
Shit bru, that oke is a real Niche Brand Merchant. He's wearing koikoi, salt and float together
by NicheBrandMerchantfan March 28, 2023
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Wang Merchant

Someone who thinks they get loads of attention from men and flaunts it in others faces. But they don't.
"Charlotte's a proper wang merchant."
by I'mNotAWangMerchant August 18, 2016
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Resident Merchant

A Venetian* resident merchant is one who is often found in all walks of life, but majorly in areas of potential power, and is one who uses his knowledge to keep non-merchants in a stasis of unproductive activity.
Often, he tries to prevent unpopular truths from being known so that only merchants may gain and maintain power.
"I was talking about making money at my job and resident merchant told me that making money was useless and that I should volunteer for transsexuals instead"
"There's always a resident merchant lurking. I told you to beware.."
by dirgistan May 14, 2015
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Merchant

Used to describe someone that does something repeatedly, or Relies on it
Jacob is a Time Trial Merchant
by ibalsmamicdog July 27, 2023
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Dirt Merchant

A Dirt Merchant is a rare but real job in the construction industry. They find suitable dirt for construction jobs or just locations to dispose of excess materials. The person needs to know soil types and make on the spot decisions as to the dirt meeting specifications for the construction job.
I ended fill material for a job so I called a Dirt Merchant
by real jobs July 20, 2018
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