Hokey Cokey Merchant

The HCM is an 'associate' member of Alcoholics Anonymous who seems for whatever reason, unable to stay sober for more than a few days/weeks/months.The HCM will mostly blame their failure on the weather/football results/lack of sex/willpower/backbone.
They are generally to be found around Reading AA meetings looking pasty/yellow/sorry for themselves.

"Knees bend arms stretch ra ra ra"

by Charles October 14, 2004

Bell merchant

Someone who deals in bell ends a lot

Jono is such a bell merchant

by David Byrne December 4, 2005

Smear Merchant

The Dude when he is not abiding to being his royal dudeness.

After rolling a gutter ball he want next-level Smear Merchant.

by richfuel December 19, 2019

Feather merchant

A feather merchant is a homosexual most often a really ugly or retarded person or animal. (or something else)

What the hell are you doing you fucking feather merchant!

by Your mom is a feather merchant January 18, 2010

feather merchant

a retarded person that is also a homosexual and is extremely ugly and fat.

you feather merchant

by im awesome beyond everything January 18, 2010

Merchant One

A company that takes care of processing payments and making a transaction.

I used merchant one the other day to buy a Gi-normous burrito.

by Stacy1221 May 17, 2019

merchantfilms_

rachels daddy. one that performs the Gawk Gawk 10000 deluxe with a double head spin at 11:23pm every other night as a sleep agent.

hey thats "merchantfilms_'' , rachels daddy. Can we get a picture together?

by merchantfilms November 6, 2021