Fucks-to-give meter

Measures how many fucks you give to a scale of 1-10

The talk was super boring so I gave him the fucks-to-give meter, I gave him a zero

by Isuckox485 May 03, 2023

measure meter

meter.

"two measure meters"

by hydorus shui October 03, 2023

meter made

adjective pertaining to ignorant right wing hate mongers that earn money by preying on the mentally challenged as long as the Nielsen meter allows

Glenn Beck's "meter made" philosophy changes with the ratings of Fox News.

Anita Bryant's anti-gay rhetoric was not meter made it was minute maid.

by tommychinese February 06, 2010

Dig Meter

A woman who moans progressively louder as you dig in her (degree of penetration). Measured in Digs (d^S-).

Wow she was loud she was really Dig Meter.

by Beesey Churger December 31, 2024

send-o-meter

The scientific scale to determine the amount which one sends it.

If someone is crazy sendy, they are high on the send-o-meter.

WOWW that dude was mad high on the send-o-meter

by 321sendit March 04, 2022

health meter

A brand that makes scales

I bought a health meter branded scale and it said I weighed 400 pounds.

by mymothersmysister April 15, 2018

baker's meter

¹³ ₁₂ of one meter. Approximately 1.0833333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 meters (accurate to within 5.87613 × 10 ⁻¹⁰¹ Smoots ± 1 ear.)

One baker's meter is approximately one hectacre foot inverse furlong microinches fathom squared, plus 1 league.
Are you serious?
Sure. Why not.

by aaroncv3 April 14, 2020