Myspace Material

When a picture, quote, event, etc. is so great it's worth putting on your myspace page

That's the craziest picture i've ever seen of evan, definately myspace material

by Bleeeee October 4, 2006

mating mates

Australian for "fuck buddy".

B: "hey Yankee, wanna root?"
N: "like mating mates?"

B: "bonza"

by Yankee & Jelly Bean February 6, 2020

norman no-mates

A individual with no friends. That guy you see sitting at the pub all alone trying to start start a conversation with whoever will give him some attention.

Hey Bro last I saw old Norman no-mates at the bud and he kept trying to charity chat every person who walked up to order a drink

by Rob* June 24, 2014

nigel no mates

Someone who has no friends.

Kiwi/NZ slang version of "Nigel No Friends"

nigel no friends

"Oh look, there's Nigel No Mates sitting by himself again"

by kiwi9016 May 31, 2018

Material Girl

The worst fucking song ever made by the most annoying fucking artist Saucy Santana

mAtEriAL giRL, I have no unique opinions and fill the void in life with gloating about materialistic possessions.

by n0body12345 June 22, 2022

matesurbating

Mutually masturbating a friend (mate)

Dude, did you hear? I walked in on Steve & Dave matesurbating

by neoDiggity August 3, 2010

Mattsims

Anorexic meth head with rotten teeth . Sexual deviant. Rides bike everywhere to look for drugs.

Dang! Did you see Amber with that meth head?

Ya. Hes a mattsims. They deserve eachother.

by Fancyface70 July 26, 2017