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Marty

A real nigga. Gon foreva step behind gang. Ain scared of no body. Act gay asf around friends but da straightest nigga out da group. Likes to use words like Peon, Pussy, Cunt, and his favorite sentence "Yu a bitch ass nigga". He dont gaf about nun, mainly walking around cussing out teachers and shii. Usually high asf, dont like sharing his shii, another saying "my shit my rules motherfucka. Dont be onna hoes, got fired from his job, but still stacking cash.
by Only1BigSSG November 22, 2021
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Beshorah Marty

Beshorah Marty is a very beautiful and smart girl. She is brave, confident and kind to others. During school she's pretty quiet but other than school she's very active or can also be called very open. If you want to find a friend that is caring and fun to hangout with, find the name Beshorah Marty. Because Beshorah or Horah means joy.
"Look, that's her ! She's the kind girl I was talking about before. Hi Beshorah Marty, how are you !"
by foxyfury January 4, 2022
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Marty Tax

A tax paid by someone with good intentions to their own detriment.
Brian paid the Marty Tax by staying late so Marty could get his hours in.
by Bombino60 May 28, 2021
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Marty Massage

A circuit training program which combines exercise with massage. This was created by Major Martha Halftrack, US Army (Ret.). Usually done in the mornings before her husband, Amos, gets up. It is very comforting. So, if you want comfort without a barrage, go to Camp Swampy and get a Marty Massage.
Marty: Hey Bryant, you look tired, honey. What can I do to wake you up? (Suddenly snaps her hand) I know, how about a Marty Massage? You love those!

Bryant: Okay, how about five minutes of massage, then we run down to the DFAC and back again, and then another massage? (Jumps up and takes off running)

Marty: Whoah! Hold up! We haven't even done the warm up stretches, yet. Remember, you can't do PT cold body. You'd rip a muscle, sweetie pie.

Amos: What are you two doing? Oh, the Marty Massage? I love that! Can I do it, too?

Bryant: Sure! Drop and give me one-fifty! (Blows the whistle) Ten HUT!

Marty: Good God! One hundred and fifty push ups? That's a lot of push ups. That's my honeybear, don't burn him up!

Bryant: I'm not. (They all start running for the DFAC) I'm hungry. All this exercise made me want to eat.

Amos: Whoah! Me too! I gotta eat. Then, after we eat, we can burn off more goo. Good thing she knows what she's talking about.

Marty: Well, would any of you like a massage? Its not just exercise, its massage too! The Marty Massage is awesome!
by Dusty's Baby Powder August 1, 2011
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Marty “Party” Morrissey

A marty party is a party with THE Martin “Marty” Morrissey. Marty Morrissey is a national treasure in Ireland know for his exceptional commentary skills for RTE. He is a loveable personality with outstanding dance skills as seen on ‘Dancing With the Stars’. He is quick on his feet both dancing and on the pitch with rumours that he can outrun Usain Bolt to score a cheeky point from corner back. Legend has it he turned down a role in Baywatch. First year girls take their fake tan inspiration for wrights from Marty’s impeccably tanned forehead. Take notes he uses Cocoa Brown Extra Dark.
‘I love watching the gaelic games
‘You only love watching Marty “Party” Morrissey
“True”
by martyparty101 June 6, 2020
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Marty Farty

Tis the name given to an individual who is speaking in a class call, however in the midst of their talking they let out the loudest, most wet sounding fart a person can make while still unmuted.

Any normal individual would leave, travel across the world and change their identity to avoid the shame and humiliation such an act would bring upon them. But, what truly makes one a Marty Farty, is that they do not leave. They instead continue to answer the question and act as if the entire ordeal never occurred.

It is obvious that one who holds the title of Marty Farty has no shame and regrets nothing, even coercing friends into performing sexual acts and believing they have the ability to say racial slurs despite not being part of said race.
Person A: This girl really told me she's going to "contact higher authorities if I don't stop staring at her."

Person B: God she sounds like a real Marty Farty
by someonewhohasnolife456 October 3, 2021
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Marty

You see that marty.. he is yelling at that lady because he can't pay in cash Because of a pandemic is going on
by deedlebeetle December 3, 2020
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