Maria

Maria is a beautiful girl with a fat ass

Maria with that Fatass

by Maria f July 26, 2019

maria del pilar

a weird cute girl i knew who was super creative and colorful.
she was the most weird strange girl ever. but was also very tom boyish, but really super cute.

maria del pilar hated her name.

by eloriginalsimon May 13, 2011

Villa Maria Girls

These insults are so good. Talking about whos better in school? Wow. This feeble attempt is more amusing then watching Devon kids try play contact sports

'my school is better than yours because our grades are higher'

by amusing1 March 20, 2005

the maria

the maria is when a man takes his dick and balls and tucks them between his legs while standing and crossing his like so it appears he has no dick but a hairy pussy . you must be completely naked and then start flexing, usually done for your friends for entertainment purposes

dont do the maria for your relatives

by jay machinegun June 12, 2007

Maria

The most amazing example of a person ever. The most beautiful girl in the world! She's beautiful, funny and perfect in every way possible. Everyone wishes they had a Maria. I have a Maria. She is everything to me.

*Maria walks past*

By-stander 1 - Wow! Look at that perfectly beautiful lady walking past.. I would do anything for her.. I wish she could be mine..

By-stander 2 - Oh she is.. She's such a Maria

by M Brom August 22, 2009

pulling a maria

when you fall asleep during a test and dont even answer half the questions

did you see maria sleeping during the test
yeah she did 10 questions
got that solid 5
she was pulling a maria

by mandarin orange May 20, 2013

Maria Abrego

Maria Abrego is an amazing person. She's very nice to everyone, is random, and is really pretty. She likes to dance, and loves chocolate and has a relationship everyone should envy. She always has a smile on her face and she loves to laugh. She is a ray of sunshine able to brighten anyone's day.

Who's that awkardly cool person who's laughing over there?

Oh her? That's just Maria Abrego.

by Afriend7 December 30, 2012