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Manitoba

Manitoba is the Lost Province of Canada with only 1.9 People per Square Kilometre, only Highly Educated Canadians know of this Secret or Lost Province for it holds no relavence to anything.
Hey! did you know theres a 12 province ?! its called Manitoba!
by BobbyBobBob August 1, 2005
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Land Manity

You ever see a Manity? Then you know what im talkin about. Fat people that have no knecks and fat faces.
*RING RING RING* Land manity hotline? i need some speers and harpoons at my house emeditly! you mean theres a big fat bitch in your yard?
by ATICUS September 12, 2006
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Barry Manilow Wonder Bunny

Was actually a banned Vegas act with Barry Manilow and a magician. In the mid ‘80s Barry Manilow wanted to spice up his Vegas act by introducing a magician. After an extensive interview process he settled on Franz Horn (no relation). Franz is the brother of Roy Horn of Sigreid and Roy fame. Franz was a less popular magician because he used the old fashioned rabbit in the hat rather than his brothers more extravagant tiger act. Well Barry Manilow’s invite was the true calling for this lesser known German immigrants career.

Well these two great minds combined their acts into a choreographed music and magic show. The final song was Manilow's hit Copacabana. At the end of the song Manilow pulls down his pants and bends over. Franz reaches into Manilow ass and pulls out a bunny rabbit hence the Barry Manilow Wonder Bunny. Well as you guessed the critics did not favor this act and it was immediately canceled. Manilow went on to be a success in Vegas. Unfortunately Franz Horn took his own life in 1996. His magical wonders will be missed.
Did you ever get a chance to see the Barry Manilow Wonder Bunny act.
by hornstar1964 July 30, 2009
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Mantooine

In the system of the same name, the planet is located in the Atrivis sector in the Outer Rim. Mantooine's government treats spice smuggling as a capitol offense. Years ago, a group of Mantooine freedom fighters called the Liberators were massacred by the Empire when they took refuge in a captured Imperial base. That incident was one of several that helped build a unified Rebel Alliance, because if there had been communication with other groups of freedom fighters, the Liberators could have been warned of the strike and taken refuge elsewhere. In a separate incident, the self-sacrifice of probe droid D-127X may have saved Mantooine from an Imperial suprise attack.
by Star_Wars_Geek_1 April 25, 2004
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manitary towel

A play of words on 'sanitary towel', A strip of toilet roll placed in the underpants to prevent the soiling of underwear following a heavy night out. Similar to a 'manpon' in nature.

Can also be used in a derogatory nature towards a male who is acting like a female.
I drank so much beer last night, it's given me the shits. Think I'm gonna have to use a manitary towel.
Put on a manitary towel you massive girl!
by hobberz April 10, 2011
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Mantonio

The epitome of bromance. Bromance above all bromances. Usually, one member embraces, this bromance, while the other rejects it (but secretly loves it). Everyone else ships it (often not in a bromancy way but in a romancy way)
Originally the ship name for a Matthew and an Antonio, who were also a bromance above all bromance
abbreviation: Mantoto
"Destiel from Supernatural is such a Mantonio!"
(They may think they're besties, but everyone else knows better)

"Yeah, you're right, Johnlock as well."
by Sonmi-451 March 11, 2014
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The Mantonio

To cum on a girls face, throw confetti at her and say "congratulations, you slept with Mantonio"
I was banging Steph last night and I finished her off with The Mantonio
by The Mantonio April 7, 2015
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