muppet’d

The action of taking ones hand and shoving it up someone’s butt just like you would a muppet. In order to properly muppet someone it has to be from your finger tips to about your elbow bend.

Doctor: okay we’re just gonna be checking your prostate
Patient: okay
Doctor: so just relax and it’ll be over soon
Patient: okay-
Doctor: VIBE CHECK!
patient: I’m sorry what?
Doctor: V I B E C H E C K!!
patient: wha-

*Doctor then proceeds to shove his entire hand and forearm into the patient as you would a muppet*

Person 1: yeah man and the doctor just fucking muppet’d me..it was horrible

Person 2: like his whole arm?

Person 1: yeah..he had to carry me back to the waiting room

Person 2: oof

by wallmartcartz November 5, 2019

Mupicide

Like suicide, but for a muppet.

Person 1: Your a stupid muppet you die

Person 2:Ok I’ll go and commit mupicide

by M0Intain cHiCkEn December 14, 2019

Mupple

A couple that has been together so long that they now resemble Muppets. They are exaggerated, simplified forms of themselves, and their motions are so automatic that they are like puppets or marionettes. thupple

For Valentine's Day, me and Andy got together with a few other mupples for a mate-swap and potluck.

by Miss Vickums February 16, 2020

Muppet style

To engage in the act of fisting another's asshole

Gonna muppet style this hoe...wondering if I should lube up the left/right or both

by Benjiblueyes April 11, 2020

Mupltupcation

Mupltupcation is a form of mathematical equations according to the wise man only known as hockeygod956.

Person 1: Hey dude can you help me with this math problem?
Person 2: Sure man, what is it?
Person 1: Just some mupltupcation. I can do divition, subtraksion, frutunes and adution by myself.
Person 2: Never mind I don't know how to do mupltupcation. Im gonna go watch Green Shell Rage, he's live on twitch.

by deprespactito October 8, 2020

muppson

Muppson aka guccimuppi

Like her mother, guccibettsy, muppson is also a pro at bedwars

Who is that with all the cool lunar client cosmetics?
Oh it's muppson!

by lalsa July 4, 2021

Muppet Fire Drill

A fruitless task, caused by confusion and miscommunication. A more modern version of the term 'Chinese Fire Drill'. Imagine a team of muppets trying to put out a fire. They form a bucket chain, but the due to miscommunication, the bucket of water never reaches the fire and is instead passed round in a huge circle while the fire rages on.

This project is pointless, no one seems to know what they're meant to do. It's a reall Muppet Fire Drill.

by KittenJuggler June 10, 2022