Mistake

Something we all learned from, it's a term for something you did on accident.

I've made a small mistake! It's all ruined!

- Artists

by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 March 18, 2022

Mistake

Mistake means, you messed up or it can mean a person who was born wasnt planned

Your a mistake!

I made a mistake trying to spell coronavirus.

by TescoPremiumMember March 20, 2020

Stupid Mistake

you

"ah you stupid mistake you"

by gawkgawkcumsock April 6, 2021

Mistake

Loser on the internet lol
Beta bitch

Lol, Mistake is such a loser wtf

by Chad412 March 12, 2020

Theory of Offsetting Mistakes

This theory recognizes that humans are not perfect and that for every mistake in a model or schedule
there will be another "mistake" in somewhat equal scope to offset each other, hence rendering the model or budget still valid.
The idea behind is that things will anyway fall the way they fall and we cannot control for that.
The optimistic view is that this theory rejects Murphy's Law, the negligent take on it is the "Trust me, it will be OK" approach to life.
Decide where you want to be.

Accountant 1: oh, crap... we forgot to add $1 million in income from product X sales to the budget
Accountant 2: oh, fudge... product Y's revenue is inflated by $980K...oh wait... based on the Theory of Offsetting Mistakes all is well, the numbers we gave the CEO are still valid, yay.

Girl: oh, crap... your condom broke
Dude: oh, fudge... you miscounted your days, your period is due today at 8pm.... you are not pregnant, yay.

by Tim E Wastin August 26, 2013

Mistake

Me.

Mom: husband you made a big mistake!

Me: mom I’m right here... not fetch

by The kiddie goat July 6, 2020

Rookie mistake

Getting caught pissing and then fucked in the ass by your friends (only for boys)

Marius, you did such a rookie mistake

by asix April 7, 2024