Milk produced by a lactating Canadian man.
Most commonly used as the goop they put on poutine and as an alternative for soy.
It is often thick and gluelike, the consistency and volume depending on the T levels of the Canadian man producing the milk, lower T usually equates to higher yields and richer sauce.
Canadian betamales produce the highest grade milk when being analy sodomized by a woman using a strap-on phalus and receiving cock and ball torture simultaneously. This method is called Patookinee and creates a product with a gobsmacking syrup-like stickiness and taste.
The milk produced north of Saskatoon exits the nipples as thin frozen shards, known as Chibuck Nuggets or Chibougeri if you’re a dirty French. Milking Chibuck is described as an intense euphoric agony.
Most commonly used as the goop they put on poutine and as an alternative for soy.
It is often thick and gluelike, the consistency and volume depending on the T levels of the Canadian man producing the milk, lower T usually equates to higher yields and richer sauce.
Canadian betamales produce the highest grade milk when being analy sodomized by a woman using a strap-on phalus and receiving cock and ball torture simultaneously. This method is called Patookinee and creates a product with a gobsmacking syrup-like stickiness and taste.
The milk produced north of Saskatoon exits the nipples as thin frozen shards, known as Chibuck Nuggets or Chibougeri if you’re a dirty French. Milking Chibuck is described as an intense euphoric agony.
“I heard you met the prime minister! Please tell me you exchanged you maple milk”
“Maple milk eh.”
“My girlfriend cheated on me eh, gonna go maple milk myself and hope she takes me back tomorrow.”
“Oh I’m sorry about that, didn’t mean to squirt ya, just as you walked by I saw a Muslim migrant holding hands with my wife and I guess I got a little exited...”
“Oh fine fine, I shouldn’t’ve walked through your blast radius, but frankly I’m just amazed that your maple milk managed to shoot out two metres through your shirt!”
“Well yeah, that’s the power of progress...
**O Canada crescendos in the background**
knowing my wife is zer own person, that I don’t own zer body... it’s just... it’s- uh-oh! I feel it coming again! QUICK grab a bowl of poutine! This is good shit right here, I don’t wanna waist it!”
“Ah! All I’ve got is this doughnut, unbutton your shirt and lets glaze this beaut!”
“Maple milk eh.”
“My girlfriend cheated on me eh, gonna go maple milk myself and hope she takes me back tomorrow.”
“Oh I’m sorry about that, didn’t mean to squirt ya, just as you walked by I saw a Muslim migrant holding hands with my wife and I guess I got a little exited...”
“Oh fine fine, I shouldn’t’ve walked through your blast radius, but frankly I’m just amazed that your maple milk managed to shoot out two metres through your shirt!”
“Well yeah, that’s the power of progress...
**O Canada crescendos in the background**
knowing my wife is zer own person, that I don’t own zer body... it’s just... it’s- uh-oh! I feel it coming again! QUICK grab a bowl of poutine! This is good shit right here, I don’t wanna waist it!”
“Ah! All I’ve got is this doughnut, unbutton your shirt and lets glaze this beaut!”
by Resicoi August 3, 2019
Get the Maple Milkmug. by Markiplieroreoordeathchallenge December 14, 2019
Get the milk eyesmug. An Australian company renowned for milking elves to make deliciously smooth milk and it comes in a variety of different flavours.
Authentically squeezed from the teet of an adolescent pregnant elf from Iceland you can not deny that this is Elf Milk
by Pengueleon May 4, 2015
Get the Elf Milkmug. by @sushi.milk February 28, 2019
Get the the forbidden milkmug. by Whenorwhereidk January 30, 2021
Get the Disco milkmug. When you get a crappy job with tiny pay so you do less work for the same pay as the other guy. Anything from playing Nitrome on an office computer when no one's looking to taking 10 minute vape breaks to watching funny videos. When the pay is increased, you do more work so you no longer milk the cow.
I'm getting payed 30 dollars for helping to fix a basement for 3 hours, might as well be milking the cow. Vape break!
by HawaiianPunch1 February 12, 2023
Get the Milking the cowmug. This term is defined as the act of manual stimulation to the loins of a willing male - either by another male or a female. The loins of the male are stroked in a rhythmical fashion ; often from behind so as to resemble the milking of a bovine by a milking maiden. This results in a very pleasurable seminal emission by the male, usually captured in a tissue or some other receptacle.
‘Harold loves it when Maude has a go at cock milking. It gives him instant relief and means she can’t get pregnant!’
by Colonel Barnaby January 21, 2023
Get the Cock milkingmug.