uncle mel

A creepy native american uncle that enjoys looking at his neice and her young friends while they are in their bikins.

That guy was staring at my ass. He's such an uncle mel.

by Asseater12 September 13, 2016

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Tony "mel" Schworer

Super tall. Kind of looks like the monopoly dude. Rich of course. If it has a hole, chances are ole Mel's been in it. He's a gummy eating, beer drinking, soft lover ladies. Mel doesn't mess around with anything under 280lbs though so if ya aint 280 you aint a lady. You can catch Mel Mon-Fri from 6am-12pm at your local nudie bar throwing down some Mels. Mel calls $100 bills Mels because has rich and can. I know right, what an ass. As for Saturday and Sunday, Mel usually takes his PJ down to Vegas to get his new Escort for the upcoming week to do it ALL OVER AGAIN.

Tony "mel" Schworer, I think she smells like you.

by Lotioneater12 January 10, 2024

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Mel and marlik

Mel and marlik are two human beings who are soulmates who have been waited for each other for years and they are meant to be God made them to be together 😩🥺their two love birds who simp

we are never gonna leave each other we are forever 💍❣️

the definition of Mel and marlik are soulmates

by prettyluhhmell December 23, 2020

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