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The air turns your lungs into popcorn
Doctor: Sir, have you been smoking.
Guy: No? Why?
Doctor: Your lungs have turned to dust.
Guy: Oh yeah that!
Doctor: You knew?
Guy: Yeah I live in London.
Doctor: Also you have several stab wounds.
Guy: Yeah I live in London.
A name for a beautiful girl with the brightest smile and prettiest blue eyes. She looks like a sunset and cares for every person and pet she knows with the greatest love possible. She's also really hot and has amazing thighs. Although she will often give you an attitude there's no girl as sweet and wonderful as London.
Guy 1: Holy shit look at that girl's thighs.
Guy 2: She must be a London.
London by :rhino: August 3, 2024
London is the bestest friend you could ever imagine. She’s always there for me and she’s soooo supportive. She’s had a hard life at home but always manages to put a smile on her face. She’s very funny and extremely pretty even if she doesn’t think she is. She might not know it yet but she really is the only reason im still here today, I love her so much.
I love London! London loves big black c
London by Belllah_London431112 August 22, 2024
The only person for Jazminne 😍😍. ONLY.
london is deathly in love with jazminne.
London by beepopishsj March 8, 2024
London is a girl who is very sassy, full of energy, and a loud mouth. She acts confident and knows a lot of people, but often finds it hard to form meaningful relationships. London's only best friend is her boyfriend who is very kind, outgoing, and can match her energy. People who know London, know she is very helpful and always gives the best advice to the people she loves, she's very giving, and very talented. London is very emotional and is not afraid to say how she feels to anyone. Everyone loves London.
"London is such a beautiful soul"

"London is soo cute"

"London is better than any other girl"
London by TheBestLondon69 March 12, 2024