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Listening

A thing that a Vanessa often decides to not be bothered with.
"You are not listening are you?...."
"What? Whaa?"
"Exactly"
by ASmartNoodle February 10, 2020
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drink listening

Drinking red wine and listening to music on a Friday night after getting out of a nice hot shower.
I'm drink listening to love on the brain by Rihanna
by Rihannafan2020 December 4, 2020
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October 2nd listen to your boyfriend day

Listen to your boyfriend day

Rule no saying 'no'
October 2nd Listen to your boyfriend day
P.1: Shut up! Its October 2nd
P.2: *Silent*
by 𝘋𝘢𝘺𝘴 October 1, 2021
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Serial Listening

The act of listening to a single song on repeat for the duration of 5 listens or more.
I am currently serial listening to my favorite song.
by Juliet Alize April 16, 2025
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White People Listening

Damn, I just said I was from the Philippines and yet Jeffrey kept asking me where in Mexico that was. He was white people listening.
by Princest June 23, 2025
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Bed-listener

A person who is skilled in bed-listening rumours the negative information or sickness of any well-known celebrity or politician, only based on several figures from unknown resources. Bed-listeners often claim a celebrity to be badly ill (suffering from cancer or other severe diseases), because it seems that they comprehends the proficient skills of listening to what the target men said on their bed or even during their dreams.
In ancient China, palace maids and eunuchs are experts in bed-listening to the healthy conditions and bed stories of their monarchs.
A bed-listener says that Putin was badly sick, gripping the table to stop himself shaking so much, because he bed-listened Putin for months.
by iamshuo90 June 16, 2022
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Listening to Coldplay with the Bois

An excuse to give your girlfriend/s.o. so you can go out and cheat with your head of HR mistress.
Works great if you're a CEO of a company.
"Hey babe, where are you? You havent been responding to my calls/texts."

"Oh baby I'm just out listening to Coldplay with the bois! I'll be back soon."
by Mrs.Nezbit2294 July 18, 2025
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