LegNog

Poorly digested Saturday night cuisine, prematurely let loose down one's short pantaloons. Distinguishing feature: sticky and glutinous; in the form of thin stalactites. Inevitably accompanied by total loss of self control and self respect.

Excerpt from "Come Hell And Thigh Water"
The Poop Report

"To say that Ruth was surprised to see me again would be incorrect. Instead, it would be more accurate to say she was positively mortified to see me again, seeing as how just fifteen seconds ago I didn't have thin stalactites of legnog dripping from my shorts."

by yellow_bozo January 12, 2009

LegoMaestro

A YouTuber who brings interesting news to all hypixel players. Don’t judge a book by a cover. Or judge a minemen by his facial hair.

I once came across a LegoMaestro in a game of hypixel skywars.

by MinecraftGamer300 September 24, 2017

Legion

The ruler and owner of Russianada.

"All hail Legion! Dobro! Dobro!"

by Legion December 22, 2003

The Loyal Bush Legionary

-Conservative E-Thug
-Peace Hater
-Ann Coulter's Penis
-Massive NRA Supporter... Canada has stricter gun laws, and they have lower death rates... Coincidence?
-Assumes the Rock Against Bush CD is made by liberals, and not hippies just trying to sell records
-Someone with the nerve to post this:
"Seen on a bathroom stall wall: GAYS ARE BOUND FOR HELL.
Me writing in response: True Dat."
-Christian Lunatic
-Worst Legionary ever

Jim: Did you see The Loyal Bush Legionary's post about Homosexuals?
John: Ya man, it was revolting and disgusting, its a shame that people like that have to exist.
Jim: What a gay hating asshat.
John: AssBelonk
Jim: Ya... Belonk

by ZeeLaw July 16, 2006

Legolas Greenleaf

An elf on the Lord of the Rings trilogys, played by Orlando Bloom, a notably handsome man. Legolas is swift, and is quick at hand with his bow and arrow.

LOTR: Fellowship of the Ring grossed $313,364,114, at the U.S. box office, and LOTR: The Two Towers grossed $339,734,454 at the U.S. box office.

A third, and final installment in the Tolkien series, The Return of the King, is set, and highly anticipated for a release date in late December, 2003.

In the Fellowship of the Ring, Legolas Greenleaf was one of 9 to travel to Mount Doom, and destroy the one ring that had the power to destroy all Middle Earth. Unfortunately, as the power of the ring proved to prevail, the fellowship broke up, and left Frodo Baggins, and his gardener Samwise Gamgee, to travel alone to Mount Doom.

by Chi Chi Gonzalez August 22, 2003

Legion of Nod

The best Sole Survivor Squad of all time. Sole Survivor was a not-so-popular game spawned from Command and Conquer. It consisted of two teams fighting each other, with each person controlling one unit. One of the few games where you could get 20 people to play 20 people on a consistent, organized basis. The Legion was the brainchild of some bad ass motherfuckers.

The Legion of Nod won all the Sole Survivor Championships.

by netmarine October 26, 2005

poonis lagoonis

The ultimate poonis. A person who tries to ruin EVERYONE'S fun.

"Get off my case, Poonis Lagoonis"

by kingsexy February 3, 2003