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Lawrence Welk Crime Scene

Its when one senior citizen finishes fucking another senior citizen up the ass and then they shit it out into their Depends undergarment.

(Lawrence Welk Village is a senior community in San Diego, CA.)
I feel sorry for Sally, because she has to clean up that Lawrence Welk Crime Scene.
by Wahaka Jim June 17, 2006
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Lawrence

A blue-collar construction worker. Often seen with a mullet, mustache, gravely voice and bottle-opener key chain. Taken from a character in the movie Office Space (played by Diedrich Bader) who works "doin' the drywall up there at the new McDonald's."
"What's all that banging?"
"Oh, just a bunch of Lawrences building out the new office upstairs."

or

"Did you see that mullet on the Lawrence over there?"
"Yeah, he's here to fix the leaky roof."
by wcoastpark October 25, 2006
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Lawrence

Lawrence = Pervert
A guy who is tall with long strawberry colored hair and big teeth. He likes dry humping innocent girls, he also often trys forcing himself on the girls. He crosses the line and and when all else fails he resorts to telling the girls that he has a fatal illness and will die, so the girl should sleep with him so he can at least feel pleasure before he dies!
Girl: Lawrence GET OFF ME!!

Lawrence: But.. but please.. I'm going to be dead soon, let me feel good one last time!! JUST A LITTLE BIT!
by rowans_Honey_bunny January 23, 2009
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lawrence krauss

a guy who is addicted to space and time and hadron collider and likes arguing with William lane Craig the bible expert
Lawrence krauss: how can god exist there's no real proof and the bible was wrote by iron age peasants who never knew thew the earth orbited the sun........William lane Craig responds: no no no lawrence you got that wrong there is proof from the the people who where around...........Lawrence krauss:but I proved that a universe can come from nothing............lane Craig:your not making sense your saying something came into existence without space and time being there which is not possible!!!!!!!!!!! .......Lawrence:o shit I been rumbled
by PHRASE giver December 25, 2013
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Lawrence

A fucking faggot who has an extreme addiction to nicotine and loves to drink and throw up in front of their parents loves to party with the tokos and loves to have a good time. Can be used as a gay best friend most of the time as well.
Wow did u see lawrence over there chiefing off of that juul ?

Woah look its a fucking faggot, oh wait no it’s just lawrence.
by weinerdawg October 20, 2019
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Lawrence

A guy who typically is gay, and is liked by every guy in class. He accepts money for oral.
"Wow, that guy is such a lawrence!"
by Prohandler April 25, 2017
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Lawrence

Is a fuck tard who i hate i used to love him(as a bro) but then he started acting like a little bitch so punched him in the stomach and he cried i was gonna get in trouble but its a busy day at the office.................so yea.....if you see lawrence kick him in the dick(jkn dont theres nothing)
Lawrence is a faggot
by Lawrence is kool!!!!!!!!!!! December 12, 2018
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