laura johnson

The best girl you will ever meet. She always has your back and will hold your heart in her hands. People will stab her in the back and hurt her but she won't care because if you can't be nice to people, you are irrelevant. Laura Johnson is a wonderful girlfriend who will fulfill all your needs. She is just an amazing human being and she deserves the best.

Girl#1: omg, who's that girl? She's gorgeous

Boy#1: oh, her? That's Laura Johnson, my girlfriend

Laura Johnson: smiles

by ItsHelloGuineaPig November 11, 2017

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Laura Kate

The nicest and cutest girl you will meet. You could fall for her by just looking at her.

You are so Laura Kate gorgeous

by Laura Kate October 3, 2016

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Laura Bush

A characterization of a bowel movement so forceful and voluminous that the bowl of the toilet actually cracks from the impact. Generally accompanied by a cloud of masonry dust kicked up from the toilet's destruction.

Dude, do not go in that bathroom. I ate Chipotle for three straight days, and I just pulled a major Laura Bush!

by TheMarkSanford1 February 23, 2011

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Laura and Adam

The cutest and hammiest couple in the existence of time. They put other relationships to shame with their amazing spontaneous parking lot sex, which usually involves an awkward getaway. Among other kinky adventures, their obvious and subtle cuteness and perfectness are unmatched. <3

Person1:"You see that couple over there? They're so cute!"
Person2:"Yeah, I bet they have great sex too"

Random bystander:"Who Laura and Adam? Yeah they do, I kicked them off of my driveway last week."

by JesusHimself2 May 19, 2009

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