Laser Music

Electronic music. Typically heard at raves or European discos. Sounds like a fire fight from an 80s G.I. Joe episode (all of their guns shot laser beams).

A hallmark of Laser Music is a highly repetitive beat and "laser sounds" (e.g. pew pew pew pew beeet beet beet beet, etc) that requires a heavy dose of illicit drugs (ecstasy and the like) to enjoy.

Person A: "They said they were gonna be at xyz club tonight and that we should go"
Person B: "Xyz club? That's a laser music club! Fuck that!"
Person A: "What? You mean you are fresh out of glow sticks and ecstasy?"

by ThePinnacle October 20, 2011

Rage lasers

The event when a person/thing rages so much that they fire lasers to vent the rage extremly awesomely.

"AAAAHHHGGGGG!!!!!!
-rage lasers fire-
-"woah! did steve just fire his rage lasers?"

by Lolazaurus April 9, 2010

Lasered

Purposely third-wheeling on a date so that your friend can't get laid that night

-Dude you totally ruined my date
-Get Lasered Homie!

by Bigdiccmarty March 22, 2023

laser

Light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation, or "laser" in short, is a device that can cut things and is (mostly) used in a hospital.

Hey, you! Don't shoot of with a laser, weirdo!

by Gervy February 25, 2019

Lasered

When someone or something gets shot down by a weapon with near perfect or perfect accuracy

That guy just got lasered by that minigun!

by Harked April 3, 2023

Laser

gaming term that means
shoot with such precision and with perfect bloom that it kills or does massive amounts of damage to the enemy before they can even react.

Mongraal: Benjy! HE'S BLOODY LASERED MATE! 1 hp!
BenjyFishy: Nice! HIS TEAMMATE IS LASERED TOO!

by Threel April 27, 2020

Banana Laser

Greatest dj couple from Spain, high fashion standards and amazing mixes during their shows. Mixing disco, house and hits in an environment of freedom and safe for all lgtbiaq +

Last Friday I was crazy with the music at the event. Banana laser were playing my favorite song from 1970s

by Resal November 23, 2021