kool aid tears

The holy tears of the kool aid man himself. Has regenerative properties and can even reanimate the dead!

Mr. Peanut was brought back from the dead by those kool aid tears

by Kakakyro February 3, 2020

Hey Kool-Aid

When your drunk husband is peeing and falls backwards and breaks the shower door.

“Why is the shower door broken?”

“I pulled a Hey Kool-Aid.”

by Pretzal July 14, 2019

Kool-Aid smile

A long, deep, curving cut across the lower half of the face made by a razor or knife as a calling card by a rival gang or serial killer.

All the victims were found slumped over in their chairs, all blood having been drained through the killer's mark of a Kool-Aid smile.

by FreddyButt June 6, 2019

Bathtub kool-aid

Slitting your wrists and making cherry kool-aid in the bathtub

Rebecca decided to go commit "bathtub kool-aid"

by Mondü October 2, 2023

kool-aid cheeks

When you blush so easily it's ridiculous, the unfortunate extreme redness that results is called kool-aid cheeks.

When I arrived at the party uninvited, everyone stared at me like some kind of defective. As a result I got kool-aid cheeks.

by Somerlea May 20, 2014

kool-aid man

A giant talking bowl of puppies blood who gets off on busting through people's walls and screaming "Oh Yeah!"
He enjoys being drank by kids. Strange? I couldn't agree more.....

"So how's your day goin'"
"Not so fuckin' good!"
"How come?"
"Some giant bowl of puppies blood burst through the wall and raped my entire family!"
"I wasn't filled with puppie blood!"
"Wait you're the kool-aid man? "You dirty motherfucker!"

by Tyson S. August 17, 2007

Kool Aid Face

The look of total satisfaction after having sex. (you know like the kool aid guy who has a big smile on his face)

My girlfriend showed up late to the bar with a kool aid face and right away we knew that she had sex, which made her late, before getting to the bar.

by Thanks Victor August 27, 2007