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Kiwi

I had some pretty good sex last night but the girl wouldn't stop looking at my kiwi
by Munch709 February 2, 2017
mugGet the Kiwimug.

strawberry-kiwi

this is so corny but i wanted to do something unique and romantic ig SO DONT LAUGH AT ME FOR IT will you be my girlfriend and let me hit? 😜
zena: im going to bash him on the head with a brick

aidan: sounds hot when are we doing it 😭

Strawberry-kiwi
by allegedmanwhore November 17, 2023
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Kiwi

Ew look at that kiwi
by whiptitoficial May 6, 2022
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Dirty Kiwi

The act of peeling the fur off a kiwi and using it to wipe your ass after a shit.
“There’s no toilet paper left John”
“Don’t worry Jenny I prepared 3 dirty kiwis earlier
by Eggie Benis November 22, 2023
mugGet the Dirty Kiwimug.

Kiwi man

A man who is self observed and things they give there a "god" at sex, may also have a kiwi shaped head
He acting like a real kiwi man, he can't even find the clit
by Bavkpavk181818 January 15, 2021
mugGet the Kiwi manmug.

Kiwi

A dark haired man with short head and facial hair resembling a kiwi fruit
You are such a cute kiwi, I want to stroke your head
by MinnieGenie January 6, 2020
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the kiwi line

a line of being near cancelled

named after the infamous KiwiJoe
person 1: the september 11th incident was not all bad

person 2: you're walking the kiwi line
by waffelix May 4, 2023
mugGet the the kiwi linemug.

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