Kit-Kat

When you are drunk and having sex, then one by one, sticking your fingers up the guys ass until there are 4 fingers in.

I did the Kit-Kat to a guy last night

by TheFunTimesOfCollege May 31, 2011

Kit-Kat Shuffle

Female Masturbation Technique involving the 4 fingers.

HORNY WIFE: Right hubby, I'm off to bed to watch my Magic Mike DVD and to have a quick kit-kat shuffle.
BORED HUSBAND: ok dear... shruggsville

by Lolly Lukas June 09, 2018

Kit-Kat

My euphemism for having a break or cool-off. Going out with friends and having a good time.

I'm so bored, let's have a Kit-Kat.

by Mark Araneta September 14, 2006

kit kat shuffle

Fingering oneself

I gave myself the kit kat shuffle

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

National Kit Day

To take a day off for personal reasons that you do not want to disclose. Used mainly in Northern England.

Person 1: I am having a National Kit Day on friday.
Person 2: Why man?
Person 1: None of your business, just stuff to do.

by Ross Sandbach April 03, 2007

Kit Kat Theory

The implicit knowledge that being thin is an extraordinary advantage and would result in major positive consequences, and yet choosing to ignore this fact due to ones inability to stop eating high calorie foods (such as Kit Kats).

"If he/she lost some weight, they really wouldn't be bad looking."
"What can you say, Kit Kat theory at work"

by TheHarrison123 October 28, 2013

insta punk kit

A "joke" site that shoots to hell everything it is to be "punk."

Avril uses the insta punk kit as her source of info on the punk scene.

by Shep July 21, 2003