kebab dropped on a barber's floor

An extremely hairy hatchet wound needing a damned good trimming.

Did you check out the wookie hole on that french bird? It looked like a kebab dropped on a barber's floor, the hairy bitch!

by Number 1 Guv'nor December 6, 2007

Pølse Mandens Kebab Vogn

This is the ultimate Kebab van. The owner is the smartest, strongest and most beatiful person you will ever meet. Because he is a Pølse mand, he has a very big penis. His current helper is pølse katten. Pølse katten brings all the pølser to people that order.

Marius: Wow i'm hungry.
Elias: Yeah, me too!
Marius: What about Pølse Mandens Kebab Vogn?
Elias: HELL YEAH!

by Subiugetur November 19, 2018

three year old kebab

Ones unclean fandango

Oi lads i had a three year old kebab last night

by Gurty dirty August 6, 2010

Slippery kebab

Cum leaking from a hammered vagina directly after ejaculation

Would you like a towel to clean your slippery kebab darling?

by Pedrostallion October 2, 2016

Kebab edit

A term used when you see cringe asian edits usually in Philippines

Eg. Low effort edit, with loud music, and bad camera quality with cheesy quotes

Man1: look at this video
Man2: kebab edit

by Karabit2203 February 9, 2024

Kansas Kebab

When a man defecates, surrounds his penis in his own fecal matter, and inserts into the mouth of another person.

John: "Yeah dude! I totally gave her the old Kansas Kebab!"

Mike: "Hell yeah, bro! The student has become the master!"

by NINTheWretched January 30, 2024

French Kebab

The act of one woman getting penetrated in her asshole by a baguette so long that it goes up through her mouth, creating a kebab.

"Dude, I met this freaky girl from France and she totally asked me to French Kebab her!"

The night before:
"Oui oui, papa!"

by Alma Holzhert June 2, 2022