keyboard jizz

Jizz that lands on your keyboard due to unexpectedly explosive ejaculation.

Andy was masturbating furiously, he got carried away and this resulted in keyboard jizz.

by dah commie monster October 28, 2013

Keyboard Killing

When you are online on Myspace/MSN/Facebook etc and are having a fight with someone else. it is full throttle keyboarding slamming out payouts and put them down.

girl one: "lets do some keyboard killing"

girl two: "ok"

girl one: "OMG YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER AND YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND EVERYONE HATES YOU"

girl two: "YOUR SUCH A SLUT AND EVERYONE KNOWS WHERE TO GO WHEN THEY NEED A F*^K. YOUR REALLY UGLY AND YOUR ARSE HAS ITS OWN POSTCODE"

girl one " OHKK, you just keyboard killed me"

by mishy!=] August 17, 2009

Keyboard Balls

The confidence people suddenly get to say something offensive or degrading to someone when they are on facebook or another social network. This usually happens because the internet is almost consequence-free when it comes to trash talking.

Man, he's really got Keyboard Balls. he wouldn't ever say that to my face.

by ye it's cortez September 24, 2011

keyboard slide

the act of sliding your arm on keyboard and put it result into a search engine. Typically done when bored/high.

bored emo kid: life sucks, everyone is so conformist, i'm bored of cutting myself...... how bout a keyboard slide. No hits!! that's totally non confomist it is oozing with awesomeness.
Stoner guy: Whoa!?!!? I have fingers!?!?! I can do so much with them! like uhhhhhhhhhhh.......Whoa?!?!?!? i have a computer!?!?!??!?! Time for a keyboard slide.

by emoStoner69 June 7, 2011

keyboard ninja

one who is a internet tough guy mostly on social networking sites i.e. myspace,facebook etc. probably someone who needs self assurance and the only way of feeling tough.

im sick of these keyboard ninja's actin hard on the net.

by 907jones January 12, 2009

keyboard warrior

A person who expresses militant opinions, especially in support of war, but is too cowardly to do anything about it. The modern incarnation of the chickenhawk.

If you believe in it so much, quit being a keyboard warrior and get your own fat ass over there to fight.

by SuperMagus January 31, 2007

KeyBoard Warlord

1. King of the Keyboard Warriors and often one to flame real easy. These people are insecure and will often flame you, even for the smallest insults. These people will express all of their anger every time they log on to a thread, forum board, or even on online games. They often can be mistaken for a troll, but they are not trolls and are often prey to trolls. Since they are prone to this, they use there awesome and masterful keyboard weapon to combat the trolls. Often times they will rage and lose in a heartbeat. The Keyboard Warlord will lose faster than a Keyboard Warrior since they get angry very easily and can't help but rage. These people are often considered major losers and waste their time venting on the net when no one cares about what they are pissed off about. They also try to goad people into fighting online while being safely behind their computers.

They follow a routine of rage quit, coming back for more, and rage quit. They continue to repeat that process.

Example 1
Some guy: Wow, this kid is such a bitch. What a Keyboard Warlord.
Keyboard Warlord: I'M NOT A BITCH! I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!

Example 2
Keyboard Warlord: Come on fight be you puss. I'm only 10 years old but I can kick your ass.
Troll: U M4D 8R3H??

Troll: You are such a Keyboard Warlord. GET A LIFE LOLOLOL
Keyboard Warlord: Man, You are a puss, fight me!!! I live 1000 miles away and my threats don't mean shit so come fight me.

Troll: Mad Hypocrite is mad
Keyboard Warlord: *Rage Quit*

by X Shadow Spec X February 23, 2011