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is an amazing buff jew.

is 'scene'
person one: ooh! i like your hair.
kala: DONT TOUCH IT.
kala beats them up
kala by jewberry August 5, 2007
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"Im about to kalabo, someone took my parking space"
"I am about to kalabo on your forehead"
kalabo by Brad Golembowski November 25, 2006
Kaian a boy who has a big heart and love animals and people and when is in a relationship is fully committed but also has a deep sadness but will still do anything for the people he is amazing and let’s people walk all over him but he is perfect in the eyes of anyone who loves him
Damn you see him he is such a Kaian
Kaian by It's me for real December 2, 2019
A cool nigga, a dude who lives how he wants, just an amazing ass dude
Man I love that nigga kailan I love you kailan
Kailan by Behehehheeh March 7, 2021
a ranga nigga who is a slut and has bright red hair like her minge
love you kadia puss
kadia by mingemuncher6969 March 2, 2022
Kalab is a rare latin beauty. he is the most beautiful Peruvian girl. he is really smart & at the same time he is a bad ass. he is strong sexy kind & incredibly gifted between the heets. A great kisser & a personality that will have you thinking, "hes amazing". A great friend. he dont take shit from anyone. hes Not only beautiful on the inside but also on the outside. he has beautiful big eyes, brown hair, & a great body. he has the triple "B" factor BRAIN, BODY, & BEAUTY he's outgoing, generous but stubborn. he's an amazing girlfriend if you have a kalab as a girlfriend or friend dont let him go, if you do you are stupid. he really commits to a relationship, he will never break up with you without a good reason. he is loyal & trustworthy,Everything any girl could ever dream of. God really took his time making him he is simply one of his perfect creation.Her weakness is falling in love. If he gets hurt by girls alot he will just start fucking around and wont date for a while. Dont betray him trust because its hard to earn it in the first place. Family means the world to him. but thime are some rough patches between them. Friends are what keeps him up in him times of need. if you wanna have him in your life, keep it real. Fake people are easily spoted by kalab & he will FUCK you up if you do him wrong. not only he will destroy u, but he has alot of people that would kill or take a bullet for him.
Example 1
Friend: (looks sad)
Kalab: Who do i need to beat up.
kalab by kalab .y April 21, 2022