The 5th state of matter in which everything EXPLODES due to its awesomeness. you can't touch it, hear it, see, it, smell it, dance with it, eat it, or make funny farting noises with it. it doesn't work. Be sure to feed your Kaian LOTS of chicken hats with salsa. It will give you amazing super powers, better than the fantastic 4 and SuperMan and Batman COMBINED. It can't any better you say? WELL THINK AGAIN. The Kaian works just like MIGHTY PUTTY!! Yeah, its awesome becuase Billy effin Mayes sold it. End of story.
Not really!! The Kaian is also a great thing to feed to llamas if you want them to explode from the inside out and turn into a gaint black hole that while certainly bring the end to the human race. It makes a pretty awesome kids toy too! Just give the Kaian some cheese and it will start shaking like crazy...which makes it another kind of toy also......
Not to be confused by the Chili Version! The Kaian is 100 times better!!!
KAIAN = EPIC WIN.
Not really!! The Kaian is also a great thing to feed to llamas if you want them to explode from the inside out and turn into a gaint black hole that while certainly bring the end to the human race. It makes a pretty awesome kids toy too! Just give the Kaian some cheese and it will start shaking like crazy...which makes it another kind of toy also......
Not to be confused by the Chili Version! The Kaian is 100 times better!!!
KAIAN = EPIC WIN.
by Awesome_guy91 May 12, 2010
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Kaians also tend to have lots of friends that are girls too which may be depressing but once he talks to you again you forget all about them. And finnally kaians LOVE anime when talking to him its like thats all a watches. If you know a kaian you ae very lucky because kaians the sweetest guy I know.
Kaians also tend to have lots of friends that are girls too which may be depressing but once he talks to you again you forget all about them. And finnally kaians LOVE anime when talking to him its like thats all a watches. If you know a kaian you ae very lucky because kaians the sweetest guy I know.
Kaian: Its a Firggin mintttt (Said for the 100,000 time)
Me: (Laughs even though its not funny)
Kaian: Why is that so funny
Me: Sorry I gtg /:
(Lol yes this is a real conversation I had)
Me: (Laughs even though its not funny)
Kaian: Why is that so funny
Me: Sorry I gtg /:
(Lol yes this is a real conversation I had)
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Kaan Giray Alpat also known by his nickname ''Keyn'', is commonly used as an insult or a way to make fun of someone.
Most of the time people only use ''Kaan'' but there are some occasions where ''Giray'' and ''Alpat'' are used.
Some examples are:
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You're such a kaan.
If you do this you're an alpat.
This homework is so giray.
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Guy: Kaina is just so smart, I have a crush on her!
Girl: She's also very sweet, I appreciate her as a friend!
Guy: Yeah, I'd be so lucky to have her as a girlfriend!
Girl: She's also very sweet, I appreciate her as a friend!
Guy: Yeah, I'd be so lucky to have her as a girlfriend!
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