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The 5th state of matter in which everything EXPLODES due to its awesomeness. you can't touch it, hear it, see, it, smell it, dance with it, eat it, or make funny farting noises with it. it doesn't work. Be sure to feed your Kaian LOTS of chicken hats with salsa. It will give you amazing super powers, better than the fantastic 4 and SuperMan and Batman COMBINED. It can't any better you say? WELL THINK AGAIN. The Kaian works just like MIGHTY PUTTY!! Yeah, its awesome becuase Billy effin Mayes sold it. End of story.

Not really!! The Kaian is also a great thing to feed to llamas if you want them to explode from the inside out and turn into a gaint black hole that while certainly bring the end to the human race. It makes a pretty awesome kids toy too! Just give the Kaian some cheese and it will start shaking like crazy...which makes it another kind of toy also......

Not to be confused by the Chili Version! The Kaian is 100 times better!!!

KAIAN = EPIC WIN.
Look! that guy over ther must be a Kaian.
Kaian by Awesome_guy91 May 12, 2010
Words you can keep
Kaian is a a very nice guy he says stupid jokes that you probably laugh at anyway but he doesn't seem to mind. He's really nerdy when it comes to video games and he's also kind of just a nerd in general. Thats of course not a bad thing though because if he wasn't a nerd it would take away from who he is. Kaians are really tall and are on a basketball team.

Kaians also tend to have lots of friends that are girls too which may be depressing but once he talks to you again you forget all about them. And finnally kaians LOVE anime when talking to him its like thats all a watches. If you know a kaian you ae very lucky because kaians the sweetest guy I know.
Kaian: Its a Firggin mintttt (Said for the 100,000 time)
Me: (Laughs even though its not funny)
Kaian: Why is that so funny
Me: Sorry I gtg /:
(Lol yes this is a real conversation I had)
Kaian a boy who has a big heart and love animals and people and when is in a relationship is fully committed but also has a deep sadness but will still do anything for the people he is amazing and let’s people walk all over him but he is perfect in the eyes of anyone who loves him
Damn you see him he is such a Kaian
Kaian by It's me for real December 2, 2019

jugenmujugenmugokonosurike kaiaiusugesugematsufunfaimatsufunraimatsukurune tokoronisumiyapparikojiyappankoji baibobaibobaiboshuringashuringanugurindai guindainobomboribombonanojoukyuumechousuke 

The actual name of Scar from FMA, and he is the only person who can escape the Death Note.
Scar: My name is Jugenmujugenmugokonosurike kaiaiusugesugematsufunfaimatsufunraimatsukurune tokoronisumiyapparikojiyappankoji baibobaibobaiboshuringashuringanugurindai guindainobomboribombonanojoukyuumechousuke!
Takbo si Jessica sa casino. Dami kagang.
Kagang by Cyclonetrading July 7, 2021

Kaan Giray Alpat 

Kaan Giray Alpat is the son of famous musician Emrah Alpat, he is mostly known for his performance at Zorlu Center in Istanbul and his guitar cover of Samurai Chippin'.

Kaan Giray Alpat also known by his nickname ''Keyn'', is commonly used as an insult or a way to make fun of someone.

Most of the time people only use ''Kaan'' but there are some occasions where ''Giray'' and ''Alpat'' are used.
Some examples are:
Stop being a kaan.

You're such a kaan.

If you do this you're an alpat.

This homework is so giray.

Hey are you Kaan Giray Alpat?
Kaan Giray Alpat by MaxAyberk December 5, 2021
Kaina's are the most intelligent and gorgeous women to ever live. She's the best type of person you can have in your life. She's always willing to help others and has a beautiful smile, even though she has a bit of a temper. She loves dark humor and makes very creative jokes. On the other hand she's understading and gives the best advices. Feel blessed if you know a Kaina.
Guy: Kaina is just so smart, I have a crush on her!
Girl: She's also very sweet, I appreciate her as a friend!
Guy: Yeah, I'd be so lucky to have her as a girlfriend!
Kaina by EncyclopediaFacts April 5, 2019
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scruples; to have manners;

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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