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The 5th state of matter in which everything EXPLODES due to its awesomeness. you can't touch it, hear it, see, it, smell it, dance with it, eat it, or make funny farting noises with it. it doesn't work. Be sure to feed your Kaian LOTS of chicken hats with salsa. It will give you amazing super powers, better than the fantastic 4 and SuperMan and Batman COMBINED. It can't any better you say? WELL THINK AGAIN. The Kaian works just like MIGHTY PUTTY!! Yeah, its awesome becuase Billy effin Mayes sold it. End of story.

Not really!! The Kaian is also a great thing to feed to llamas if you want them to explode from the inside out and turn into a gaint black hole that while certainly bring the end to the human race. It makes a pretty awesome kids toy too! Just give the Kaian some cheese and it will start shaking like crazy...which makes it another kind of toy also......

Not to be confused by the Chili Version! The Kaian is 100 times better!!!

KAIAN = EPIC WIN.
Look! that guy over ther must be a Kaian.
Kaian by Awesome_guy91 May 12, 2010
Words you can keep
Kaian is a a very nice guy he says stupid jokes that you probably laugh at anyway but he doesn't seem to mind. He's really nerdy when it comes to video games and he's also kind of just a nerd in general. Thats of course not a bad thing though because if he wasn't a nerd it would take away from who he is. Kaians are really tall and are on a basketball team.

Kaians also tend to have lots of friends that are girls too which may be depressing but once he talks to you again you forget all about them. And finnally kaians LOVE anime when talking to him its like thats all a watches. If you know a kaian you ae very lucky because kaians the sweetest guy I know.
Kaian: Its a Firggin mintttt (Said for the 100,000 time)
Me: (Laughs even though its not funny)
Kaian: Why is that so funny
Me: Sorry I gtg /:
(Lol yes this is a real conversation I had)
Kaian a boy who has a big heart and love animals and people and when is in a relationship is fully committed but also has a deep sadness but will still do anything for the people he is amazing and let’s people walk all over him but he is perfect in the eyes of anyone who loves him
Damn you see him he is such a Kaian
Kaian by It's me for real December 2, 2019

jugenmujugenmugokonosurike kaiaiusugesugematsufunfaimatsufunraimatsukurune tokoronisumiyapparikojiyappankoji baibobaibobaiboshuringashuringanugurindai guindainobomboribombonanojoukyuumechousuke 

The actual name of Scar from FMA, and he is the only person who can escape the Death Note.
Scar: My name is Jugenmujugenmugokonosurike kaiaiusugesugematsufunfaimatsufunraimatsukurune tokoronisumiyapparikojiyappankoji baibobaibobaiboshuringashuringanugurindai guindainobomboribombonanojoukyuumechousuke!
Takbo si Jessica sa casino. Dami kagang.
Kagang by Cyclonetrading July 7, 2021

Kaan Giray Alpat 

Kaan Giray Alpat is the son of famous musician Emrah Alpat, he is mostly known for his performance at Zorlu Center in Istanbul and his guitar cover of Samurai Chippin'.

Kaan Giray Alpat also known by his nickname ''Keyn'', is commonly used as an insult or a way to make fun of someone.

Most of the time people only use ''Kaan'' but there are some occasions where ''Giray'' and ''Alpat'' are used.
Some examples are:
Stop being a kaan.

You're such a kaan.

If you do this you're an alpat.

This homework is so giray.

Hey are you Kaan Giray Alpat?
Kaan Giray Alpat by MaxAyberk December 5, 2021
Kaina's are the most intelligent and gorgeous women to ever live. She's the best type of person you can have in your life. She's always willing to help others and has a beautiful smile, even though she has a bit of a temper. She loves dark humor and makes very creative jokes. On the other hand she's understading and gives the best advices. Feel blessed if you know a Kaina.
Guy: Kaina is just so smart, I have a crush on her!
Girl: She's also very sweet, I appreciate her as a friend!
Guy: Yeah, I'd be so lucky to have her as a girlfriend!
Kaina by EncyclopediaFacts April 5, 2019
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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