Kaleb

Kaleb is a guy that has an equivalent IQ of two Cheerios. A Kaleb always loves to make gay jokes that aren’t really jokes because he’s being serious because he’s gay. Kaleb’s are cool guys and you should get one in your friend group.

Hey is your name Kaleb?
Yeah how did you know?
You act gay all the time duh.

by DefinitelyNotBread69 October 26, 2020

Kaleb

An annoying person who won’t leave you alone ever.

Kaleb is such a douchebag.

by Kalebisadouche September 13, 2022

Kaleb

Not just an insensitive peice of shit, but also a huge pervert that sends nudes to girls while he is in a relationship.

Fuck you you discusting peice of shit. Randi says hi by the way!

From: ex friend

Randi: It looked like a veiny albino baby carrot...

Me: shhh... shhhh... You are safe from Kaleb now.

by Notsomagic8ball February 5, 2019

Kaleb

Kaleb is the name of someone who is a good guy and you like being around him.

Omg you know that guy Kaleb? He is soooo nice!!!

by MrDinoGuy January 10, 2019

Kaleb C

A man of wisdom who also happens to have a large cock. He is hella athletic, and probably destroy you in any sport.

“Have you seen Kaleb C today?”
“Yeah i have nobody can miss him with that huge cock of his!”

by Pumpkinpie43 March 23, 2023

Kaleb Cramblett

A skinny white dude who skateboards and plays video games and loves to kiss his dog

Wow is that Kaleb Cramblett?
Yes it is.
Is he making out with his dog?

Yes he is.

by jesus101010101 November 23, 2021

Kaleb

Kaleb is an amazing person. He is a very sweet, loving, caring, and VERY sexy guy. He has the most beautiful brown eyes that I have ever seen in my life. The way that he talks is so comforting. The sound of his voice is very soothing. Knows just how to calm someone down and keep them in check. He is also a very protective human being and would do anything to protect his girl. He would do anything for his special someone and that means ANYTHING. He is the best husband that one could ever ask for. He is there for life!

TLDR: sexy, sweet, caring, the best husband ever

Me: Where's Kaleb?
Person: Oh, he's in the other room. I know you guys hate being apart from each other.

by dawhitegayboi September 14, 2022