Arguably the greatest fool-proof cure for hangover, but can only be performed occasionally and AFTER waking up between the hours of 7am - 10am.
If one was to go on a bender/all-dayer/drinking sesh and awake in the early hours of the morning, one has two options:
a) Get up - thus living through a nightmarish day of headaches, nausea, scatter brained thoughts and of course - THE FEAR.... Or
b) Relieve the bladder, drink 1 pint of water, and slip back into an uninterrupted coma for several hours until the afternoon. Thus awaking to relative freshness!
It is not always possible to fall asleep after first wake-up, but if managed, this extra 'sleep of justice' eliminates an entire day on the hangover train through Pain-Ville!
If one was to go on a bender/all-dayer/drinking sesh and awake in the early hours of the morning, one has two options:
a) Get up - thus living through a nightmarish day of headaches, nausea, scatter brained thoughts and of course - THE FEAR.... Or
b) Relieve the bladder, drink 1 pint of water, and slip back into an uninterrupted coma for several hours until the afternoon. Thus awaking to relative freshness!
It is not always possible to fall asleep after first wake-up, but if managed, this extra 'sleep of justice' eliminates an entire day on the hangover train through Pain-Ville!
Pete: “Wow what an epic night, I woke up like I had parachuted into bed this mornin. I’m Mayor Barry Struggers of Pain-Ville now though”
Al: “You should have had a "Sleep of Justice" mate, you would have been right for another ale by now!”
Al: “You should have had a "Sleep of Justice" mate, you would have been right for another ale by now!”
by JiminyJillickers July 19, 2010
Get the Sleep of Justicemug. 
This man is a sweat at science, computer science, business, and being an all up wanker.
This guy accuses people of liking other people.
He is a right old cock, and probably thinks his is huge.
He may be homophobic, sexist, maybe even racist in rare cases.
Though he is a nice guy once you get to know him.. maybe
This guy accuses people of liking other people.
He is a right old cock, and probably thinks his is huge.
He may be homophobic, sexist, maybe even racist in rare cases.
Though he is a nice guy once you get to know him.. maybe
by FanOfKeiths April 26, 2019
Get the justice mintahmug. A microphone that serves mad justice. Rumor has it, mike justice is best served in 7s.
See also bartender, sammich maker, bill clinton impressionist.
See also bartender, sammich maker, bill clinton impressionist.
by mikejusticefanclub September 2, 2023
Get the mike justicemug. When an individual fails to do the next right thing and continues to participate in self-serving and manipulative ways, Karmaric Justice steps forward and delivers swift and effective punishment equal to or greater than the harm they have caused others.
by Debness65 April 6, 2021
Get the Karmatic Justicemug. Justice for Denis is an amazing movement which embraces the sexiness and how amazing based slav Denis is, even tho Denis gets a lot of criticism. The movement supports the free-speech of Denis and wants to battle for Denis
Justice for Denis will finally rid us from all the unjustified and uncalled for behaviour towards Denis
by Jewburner396 April 19, 2021
Get the Justice for Denismug. Dang, that girl just did "shovel justice" on her.
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revenge justice beat down just desserts payback retribution karma
by Thuggin It May 6, 2015
Get the Shovel Justicemug.