Jose Canseco

A fucking cuntbag that squeals on steroid users in MLB just to make himself, an admitted steroid user, look better

My friend turned into Jose Canseco and now everybody hates him becasue he's a douche bag.

by angelos h8er September 7, 2008

Gay Jose

Slang term for a homosexual mexican.

Alberto likes takin it up the dirty pipe, hes one Gay Jose!

by eldustman October 27, 2011

Dirty Jose

Someone who has a long spicy Italian sausage between there legs that absolutely woos the girls panties right off

Yo when Matt passed by I think I witnessed a Dirty Jose, Omar's panties flew right off! -ThisIsntJose

by ThisIsntJose December 1, 2021

Poopypants Jose

An evil creature that appears to be a total faggot. He can be seen at the cosmo class at trashabet. It is named for it's poop-like skin color. It also sucks in COD. Beware. Mario also broke his balls.

Bob: What's that weird thing in the lairs of trashabet?

Hunter: Poopypants Jose. I'm going hunting.

by Shliggus November 23, 2010

Jose of Children

Four Children.

Two would be a Jo, three would be a Jos, 6 would be a JoseJo, etc

Three kids, nearly on my way to the Jose of Children.

by A Noony Moose May 14, 2019

San Jose

San José is the third-most populous city in the U.S. state of California, and is the county seat of Santa Clara County. It recently became the tenth-most populous city in the United States, and has held the title of The Safest Big City in America for the past several years. Also known as the San Ho.
Capitol of Silicon Valley. Has a very strong agricultual past. Beautiful, but expenisve city. Go Sharks yaya!
*** Bay Area vs L.A Metropolitan ***

Me : I live in San Jose

Orange County : I live in Orange County. It's a concrete jungle. Traffic is horrible.

Me : I'm sorry.

by MiKe_Dude April 16, 2006

Jose Pablo

Nuts in 2 seconds

jose pablo nutted inside of me in 2 seconds

by JPeatsdik6969 December 4, 2017