Too tall for girls. Takes too many showers. Listens to his ipod 24/7. Loves green even though blue > green anytime.
by DENNNG (:0 August 26, 2009
Get the Jonathanmug. a retard or a freakin' wise guy who thinks he is so hip by pretending to be a "nice guy" in the manner of a 2-year-old who stuck a thumb up his ass.
Gemma: Dude, some freakin' wise guy who thinks he's so rad named "jonathan" just sent me a text message out of the cold! 0_o
Gemma's bf: Babe, he's probably a retard with a mind of a 2-year-old that needs to stick a thumb up his ass.
Gemma's bf: Babe, he's probably a retard with a mind of a 2-year-old that needs to stick a thumb up his ass.
by legs21 January 21, 2010
Get the Jonathanmug. Jontian:Suh dude, squiiiiiirt, vape nation, dab edition, etc
Guy: Why is he so cringe?
Some other guy: His name is Jonathan
The first guy again: Oh, is see
Guy: Why is he so cringe?
Some other guy: His name is Jonathan
The first guy again: Oh, is see
by Lets go3443 December 12, 2016
Get the Jonathanmug. Jonathan means Gift Of God (which is very very ture) He's a great friend and he's not too shy and not too talkative. Jonathan is super creative and very smart but dose not like putting his brain to it's full capacity. He loves Sports and makes only the best friend. He's a fun guy to be around but sometimes he tries to be too funny. He will never stay mad at someone for more than 2 hours. Just a great guy to be around.
by SpongeBobpacman October 18, 2021
Get the Jonathanmug. Jonathan- the biggest maleslut there is.
by 6_Dana1703_ May 13, 2020
Get the Jonathanmug. Normally a name associated with huge douches that go to crossfit, brag about lifting heavy stuff, and can't hold their liquor.
Dude, did you hear about that guy that talks about crossfit all the time and makes lame jokes? Yeah, such a Jonathan.
by Crossfitisstupid October 13, 2018
Get the Jonathanmug. An absolute beast of a man. A "fuck master" who is unable to speak to a female and not immediately receive sexual favors.
Jonathan's are completely free of all issues that a normal Male would have and is by definition an alpha. He is incapable of being hated and is admired by all.
Jonathan's are completely free of all issues that a normal Male would have and is by definition an alpha. He is incapable of being hated and is admired by all.
by Thewhiteboy of the south September 26, 2020
Get the Jonathanmug.