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Joe

Joe
Joe....... Joe is amazing, awesome, sweet, lovable, caring, and my life. Joe is a very handsome man who has the biggest heart in the world. He cares and will listen to anyone, and is friends with anyone who wants to be. He's an outstanding boyfriend, that other girls wish they had. If you know a joe you have to keep him because he will be there for you no matter what. He's had a lot of events happen in his life so he sees the world different, but this must makes him special. His looks are everything a girl has ever dreamed of. He's very protective of the ones he loves and they are just as protective back. He always gives compliments no matter if you listen to them or not. He is friend with everyone, and at times this can be annoying to his special someone when he talks to other girls. He's all you can think about. He's also very childish but this just adds to his amazing personality. Joes love adventure and new places. Joes also get bored easily but are great at drawing and anything artistic. Joe is the best person out there, he's a diamond in the ruff.
Boo: You are so amazing and I'm blessed you're mine

Joe: Same to you, I still wonder how u got stuck with me
by heyguysit'snicole September 20, 2017
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Joe

That expensive stuff that people sell at starbucks. Its a brown, liquid substance and some people put milk and sugar into it. It has a curious effect that arouses people and makes them hyper for hours at a time when consumed.
I have a test tomorrow. Since I gotta stay up to study, I'm gonna run across the street to get a cup of joe.
by bassmaster May 20, 2005
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Joe

Nice guy but don't ask who he is
Dude 1: Ninja died of ligma

Dude 2: Really, im sorry for your lost but did you know joe died

Dude 1: I was just joking about Ninja but who is Joe?

Dude 2: JOE MAMA Ba dum chi, ha you get it? yo mama but its Joe mama, ah ok ima stop talking to the mirror
by Memelordx101 October 7, 2019
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Joe

The ultimate faggot. AKA the hole on the top of your penis. He likes men and is also known as HomoJoe.
Wow you've got a massive joe. You're a fucking Joe..
by anskjffhiobacusbuacsacs March 7, 2017
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Joe

A guy who will treat you like a goddess while you're dating but then break up with you over text
Girl: is that Joe?
Boy: NEVER date him!! He's a giant asshole!
by Broken-hearted bombshell February 20, 2017
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Joe

The sweetest boy you'll ever meet. He makes really good memes and has the best jokes. His eyes are the coolest shade of blue and stand out so much. But if you stare it will be obvious you like him and then its awkward. Easy to fall in love with, hard to fall out of it.
oml joe is so amazing and funny wowowowowowow
by Augdude May 10, 2018
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Joe

A Joe is when a person is playing the popular Football game "FIFA" on either the PS3 or Xbox 360, where you pass the ball directly to your defender from a Goal Kick and lose the ball to the opponent and they score a goal. Normally, the person who conceded the goal also continues to moan on about how it's unfair and you must give them a goal back, despite the fact that it was their fault.
by Dheano August 15, 2010
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