lap job

Verb: When a dancer grinds on you and makes you cum in your pants during a lap dance.

"You can go to Candybar and get a lap job"

by Shane McGehee June 14, 2008

Dome Job

Same as blow job but this one is some high class shit. The guy getting the blow job must be a person of success in getting money and bitches for the dome to be called dome job.

Its acronym is DJ and can be translated into Dow Jones to be used in professional environments.

Broke ass loser: yow the dome job I got last night was the shit
Baller: nah chill, ur broke ass got at most a blow on the pipe

Banker 1: You wanna get some dow jones after work today?
Banker 2: Wooooord

by ben zane January 5, 2009

vape job

the act of vaping and blowing the smoke into the vagina.

Yo man, I gave my girl a good vape job last night.

by FistmeWilliam May 24, 2016

Hannity job

An 'interview' that is really designed to promote the person interviewed and present their opinion and experiences as the only reasonable ones. All other points of view are presented as irrational and/or evil.

Please don't make me watch Hannity again. I had to take a shower 3 times after seeing the last Hannity job he gave Sarah Palin.

by Smedley Butler January 20, 2011

Bullshit Job

a form of paid employment that is so completely pointless, unnecessary, or pernicious that even the employee cannot justify its existence even though, as part of the conditions of employment, the employee feels obliged to pretend that this is not the case.

"off to work at my bullshit job, hopefully, I can find something to do today."

by labourinst. January 9, 2019

Door Job

A Door job is a sex move used by lonely men, trying to get thrills but shoveing there penis into a door, and constantly slamming it. When the penis is red and bleeding it provides satisfaction. Most men prefer to hire a hooker to grease the hinges of the door, to make slamming faster and more effective. From this point on you might require laser surgery to fix , broken bones in the Pelvis area.

Brian: Hey Jake why are you going for Penis Surgery again?

Jake:I think im addicted to Door jobs.......

by BrianRingo July 11, 2010

Inside job

1) A crime commited by an individual who is in a position of trust and has access to "inside" knowledge in relation to the crime commited.
2) Also a song by American rock band Pearl Jam.

1) The FBI agent used his knowledge of law enforcement to cover up his tracks after he murdured his wife.
2) Im listening to Inside Job right now.

by p.z August 1, 2007