jingle jamble

A term for things really really fucked in a joking way, often used by people being ironic... or not. Used during Christmas time or around that time.

Dang I'd say we're in quite the jingle jamble if we don't buy that kid his gifts, he's going to end my life.

by It's.definitely.mario.from.the November 22, 2023

jingle my bells

A female asking playfully for someone to fondle her breasts around Christmas time.

"Why don't you come jingle my bells and then you can Kringle my sleigh."

by DanTheDuctTapeBall December 2, 2022

Jingle Bat

A future slur that no one knows yet but we all know its bad.

don't be such a jingle bat

by broe91 January 9, 2023

Jingle

A mixture of sad and cute; used like an adjective - “he is so jingle.”

The old man eating alone at a restaurant was so jingle.

by hlk5598 November 24, 2018

jingle baller

A member of the team, Jingle Ballers, who is proficient in what they do and skilled far beyond their competitors. A winner.

I want to be a Jingle Baller this year, because these other teams doesn’t stand a chance.

by allicsirp December 9, 2018

swiggle wiggle jingle

Swingle wiggle jingle is British slang used to refer to a song that is so bad that it brain washes you to the point where you lock yourself in your room and never come out until you starve to death and then become a zombie bent on sticking sticks in people’s toes and ripping out their eyes and shoving them in their nostrils

Every song Justin Bieber makes is a swiggle wiggle jingle

by Dr_Derp101 October 13, 2018

Jingle Wank

Any type of boring repetitive music mainly played in shops, shopping malls and lifts. Jingle Wank can be found in any music genre but is primarily all jazz.

Let's all go to Ronnie Scott's on Saturday night, I hear there's a jazz extravaganza, I do love a bit of jingle wank.

by Corva March 9, 2019