Jingle Bells

When two men DP a female and their balls smack together.

I hate threesomes when me and my friend jingle Bells just to make her black out.

by Dahammer888 January 11, 2025

Jingle bells

A traditional Christmas carol

Dashing through the snow
in a one-horse open sleigh.
O’er the fields we go
laughing all the way.
Bells on bobtail ring,
making spirits bright.
What fun it is to laugh and sing
a sleighing song tonight. (hey)
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way.
Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way.
Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh!

by bluestinger66 September 21, 2022

Jingle Whore

Someone who's obsessed with Christmas and sings Christmas songs all year round.

Omg you're such a jingle whore.

by scotslassie December 11, 2015

The Jingles

A sexually transmitted disease characterized by a tingling sensation in the genital area, accompanied by occasional "jingles" or brief bursts of discomfort.

FUCK! I got the jingles.

by the jingles warrior February 17, 2024

Triple jingle crank

A made up term helping innocent girls avoid coming to terms with the fact they just jerked off two guys to failed execution

Chad: Lauren just ski poled us
Mart: yea
Lauren: come sign this flag commemorating our triple jingle crank

All: wtf

by EggieOnAHeggie September 10, 2021

Jingle bellend

An idiot at Christmas

You should’ve seen Colin at the office Christmas party. He squeezed Debbie from resources nipples in a nutcracker and then dropped his trolleys and farted in the bowl of fruit punch! What a jingle bellend!

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

Jingle jonk

When your having intercourse with someone and they have bells on there penis and and jingle them inside of you

Jerry jingle jonked me yesterday

by Lil blackberry November 16, 2017