jeez

MADE FaMouS by PARiS HilTON && NiCOLE RiChiE..MEANinG a sarcastic way of saying "WhAT THA EFF"

(BlaCk Guii) WANNA SEE MUH DICK!!!?
(person) JEEZ...

by 1sexybiatch August 13, 2007

Jeebus

A word used in place of Jesus as a less offensive way of saying it. Originated from the Simpsons, but has found its way into a whole lot of other things.

"Hey, guys, on page 375 it says Jeebus."
"It's supposed to say Jesus, right?"

by TheBurninator December 9, 2003

jeezo

Modern term for a member of some sect of the Christian faith. In particular, one who is vocal and/or extreme in his or her faith.

You gotta watch out if you're driving on Sunday morning, cuz that's when the jeezos are out and they're super mad about the gays and the brown people.

by Dickvan July 21, 2012

hmm jeeze wow

The three words of used in conjunction to express bewilderment. Should not be overused.

Gay Boy: It's sweet to be single, cause you can be in a room with 6 girls and get with all of them.

Straight Boy: hmm jeeze wow

by anonymous2344323 August 6, 2006

Jeebus

an extremely pretty boy with very shiny hair,perfect skin, and the cutest nose ever. he is a total jackass, but that is because girls keep harrassing him for his hair secret, and guys keep trying to rape him. he likes vanilla donuts, and has a big shiny iguana.

urg. why is jeebus so pretty?

by kacob October 2, 2005

Sweet Jeebus!

expression of admiration, or pleasant surprise. Derived from a Simpsons episode where Homer repeatedly confuses Jesus for "Jebus" ie: "-oh, save me Jebus!". Appropiate when fans of the show or very religious people are present.

Sweet Jeebus! what a day. First the pastor going on and on about a dude that did miracles. . .

by fortitudinal October 15, 2006

Jeebus

Another example of "Simpsons" comming into play, commenly reffering to the son of our most holy lord (Jesus) or the more commenly known, albanian brush rat (mostly found in sewers and holiday homes). These versetile creatures can be found among the sewage heaps of the great white sparrow and can be known NOT to carry the black plague (only 2 discoverd so far).

Me: The Jeebus ate my homework.
Priest: Go die in a hole somewhere...

Me: Praise Jeebus, son of our lord *bows*.
Albanian brush rat: EEEEBEEP!?

by Alex "The Shmexy" April 8, 2006