The jahmaggedon is a period of ones life where he or she enters the life of a stoner but on a cracked out jah Rastafaria level. This normally occurs when funds are increased and there is cash to splash on dope. In the jahmeggedon only the finezt of dak can be smoked and in no broke boy amount. As what goes up must come down the jahmageddon may come to an untimely end due to hazardous things such as pigs, funds or munchies . Jah feel
"Ayo b remember during the jahmaggedon when we rolled up that oz into blunts?"
"ye daha"
"fuck i finna get faded on that lev b .. real talk"
"ye we be dankrupt c...."
"ye daha"
"fuck i finna get faded on that lev b .. real talk"
"ye we be dankrupt c...."
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Commonly extracted in Rasta beats, which amongst other religions recoginize gods name as being Jehova For (Jah)
A very amazing man with beautiful brown eyes who always knows what to say to make the one he loves smile. The one he loves is a very lucky person considering they have the most amazing person to live. He is one of a kind. Always looking for an adventure. Pretty much everyone loves him. And no one dares mess with his girl unless they're ready to be bitched at. It's the most adorable thing ever. He has the most gorgeous smile and when his arms are around you there is no where in the world you'd rather be. when he loves someone they know it. He is so amazing. And he knows it. (For Malachi)
Commonly extracted in Rasta beats, which amongst other religions recoginize gods name as being Jehova For (Jah)
A very amazing man with beautiful brown eyes who always knows what to say to make the one he loves smile. The one he loves is a very lucky person considering they have the most amazing person to live. He is one of a kind. Always looking for an adventure. Pretty much everyone loves him. And no one dares mess with his girl unless they're ready to be bitched at. It's the most adorable thing ever. He has the most gorgeous smile and when his arms are around you there is no where in the world you'd rather be. when he loves someone they know it. He is so amazing. And he knows it. (For Malachi)
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by Jaiaaditya December 20, 2017
Get the jaiaaditya mug.Made popular back in 2012 on the xfactor when Pussycat doll Nicole Scherzinger called her act: Jahméne Douglas, ‘Jahmazing.’ (Obviously Mixing together his name with the word amazing.)
This follows her on from her word ‘Shamazing.’ Both used to express extreme amazement for amazing performances.
This follows her on from her word ‘Shamazing.’ Both used to express extreme amazement for amazing performances.
Nicole Scherzinger to Jahméne, “That was Jahmazing!”
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