by dumdefoooos November 20, 2020
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Someone who thinks is fucking raw. They act like they're the hardest thug but they're a bitch. They think they're in a gang with the other jackasses. They do drugs to think they're fly but they can't handle it. They're pussies are so little that they can't drive and someone should take the keys away from them. Anyone can play them with a simple text and make them look like dorks on camera lol. They have no swag because they're modern day asswipes. The best way for them to get a restart with their lives would be to join the military. They don't sell drugs and they're all broke fuckups. The people that sell drugs to them are the ones hustling and laughing at them. There's so many police around them that it's embarrasing. They cry at night and love eating dirt yeah.
Guy 1- "Foo that guy is a straight mark. He/she has all the police on him/her."
Guy 2- "He's/She's a goddamn jackass no bullshit. Bitch is gonna get curbstomped."
Guy 2- "He's/She's a goddamn jackass no bullshit. Bitch is gonna get curbstomped."
by umbreonxxx February 14, 2021
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An insult that sounds like it should be a swear word but it isn't. Because it's not a swear word, you need to compensate for it by saying fuck three times.
jackass fuck fuck fuck
by Shinobi77Gamer December 7, 2024
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by sirpattywagon July 21, 2025
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