Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.
by DrunkSaylor May 15, 2022
Get the Jacking off and eating popsiclesmug. That bloke had a few too many at the pub and punched a lollipop lady in the tit on his stumble home. He’s a real Union Jack Off.
by Patty Winters March 17, 2024
Get the Union Jack Offmug. An awesome alternative/ rock/ riot grrl band. They had two albums, Sexless Demons and Scars (1996) and Clear Hearts Grey Flowers (2000). It was founded in 1992 by Jessicka Addams when she was only 16. She used to write lyrics for songs before that. The original band line up was Jessicka Addams, Agent Moulder, Tenni Ah-Cha-Cha and Michelle Inhell.
They broke up in 2000 due to opinion differences.
YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GIVE THEM A SHOT THEY ARE GROOVY!
They broke up in 2000 due to opinion differences.
YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GIVE THEM A SHOT THEY ARE GROOVY!
Consumed by hate and guilt,she'll never retire
Too old to fix,too dead to ever acquire
Slit wrists, talk shit, but she will never inspire
A plan to save herself,the cinnamon spider -
Cinnamon Spider by Jack Off Jill
Too old to fix,too dead to ever acquire
Slit wrists, talk shit, but she will never inspire
A plan to save herself,the cinnamon spider -
Cinnamon Spider by Jack Off Jill
by k3r0sen May 2, 2023
Get the Jack Off Jillmug. Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies
The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.
by Connie Bates May 13, 2016
Get the Jack-off Cookiesmug. The act of finding a jack-o-lantern, and fucking it. Typically done by 14-18 year old horny boys during the halloween season.
This term also applies to privately owned pumpkins that also get fucked.
This term also applies to privately owned pumpkins that also get fucked.
Jesus fuck dude, this is how low you'd go? Doing the jack-off-lantern? Just do the pringles can thing, you sick fuck. Kids are watching.
by BrowntonioBrown July 6, 2023
Get the Jack-off-lanternmug. by Big Booty Latinas 2 April 12, 2024
Get the Jack Offmug. "I found that bloke who double-crossed you and sent Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack and Jack to go and give him a good jacking off"
by LightningMcqueenWouldDefeatYou April 14, 2024
Get the Jacking offmug.