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Justice for Denis

Justice for Denis is an amazing movement which embraces the sexiness and how amazing based slav Denis is, even tho Denis gets a lot of criticism. The movement supports the free-speech of Denis and wants to battle for Denis
Justice for Denis will finally rid us from all the unjustified and uncalled for behaviour towards Denis
by Jewburner396 April 19, 2021
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Sleep of Justice

Arguably the greatest fool-proof cure for hangover, but can only be performed occasionally and AFTER waking up between the hours of 7am - 10am.

If one was to go on a bender/all-dayer/drinking sesh and awake in the early hours of the morning, one has two options:

a) Get up - thus living through a nightmarish day of headaches, nausea, scatter brained thoughts and of course - THE FEAR.... Or

b) Relieve the bladder, drink 1 pint of water, and slip back into an uninterrupted coma for several hours until the afternoon. Thus awaking to relative freshness!

It is not always possible to fall asleep after first wake-up, but if managed, this extra 'sleep of justice' eliminates an entire day on the hangover train through Pain-Ville!
Pete: “Wow what an epic night, I woke up like I had parachuted into bed this mornin. I’m Mayor Barry Struggers of Pain-Ville now though”

Al: “You should have had a "Sleep of Justice" mate, you would have been right for another ale by now!”
by JiminyJillickers July 19, 2010
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mofoetic justice

a summation of the effect of a person's actions being less than desirable and having a less than desirable resulting to them self.
yo ... that mof who cut in front of me on the freeway ended up hitting the barrier. that's mofoetic justice!
by darkmatter888 May 28, 2008
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Shovel Justice

To carry out revenge with a shovel.
Dang, that girl just did "shovel justice" on her.

revenge justice beat down just desserts payback retribution karma
by Thuggin It May 6, 2015
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justice flash

Doing justice whilst flashing you tits/dick
"That man saved my cat while flashing his dick that was one heck of a justice flash "
by Dom Cweam April 20, 2018
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Justice Jones

Some say he is a simp, some say he is weak, but this man is a good man. A good reliable friend. Justice plays basketball and is really good this man won't ever hurt a girl and is a good looking man. If you meet a Justice Jones befriend this man.
by MisterPayer September 21, 2020
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Karmatic Justice

When an individual fails to do the next right thing and continues to participate in self-serving and manipulative ways, Karmaric Justice steps forward and delivers swift and effective punishment equal to or greater than the harm they have caused others.
She shouldn’t of treated those people like that. Karmatic Justice will make it right!
by Debness65 April 6, 2021
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